Nov.03.2008 The November 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a game show
How not to succeed at a game show
-Hot Latina girls in lingerie in Mexico’s Maxim
-The 10 sexiest Jessica Biel videos ever
-Sofia Vergara is one of my favorite women who’ve done nothing noteworthy
-A hot runner from this weekend’s NYC Marathon?
-That new Notorious BIG movie looks awful (video)
-Blake Lively is sexy dressed as a school girl
-Stupid things people said after Halloween
-John McCain appeared on SNL, was vaguely human (funny video)
-Former USC girls are now hot cougars
-Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles (funny picture)
-Manly bike for sale on Craigslist (funny)
-Saddest animal gif ever (funny picture)
-Helena Christensen: Attractive
-9 bulletproof excuses for not voting
-Hot South American female athletes do stuff
-Great collection of celebrities slutting it up on Halloween
-8 gadgets James Bond really needs
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Sep.24.2008 The September 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with another person injuring themselves
Rest assured, if there’s a hilarious video of someone injuring themselves, it will find its way to my link post.
-Mexican Independence day = huge boobs in a sombrero
-American Psycho: The Musical sounds awesome
-Shitting yourself during a marathon…how embarrassing
-Ohio State’s Playboy “Girls of the Big Ten” girls know how to party
-AWESOME: Real life Transformers made from vehicles
-Kellie Pickler has huge boobs and is an idiot, but is she hot?
-Kim Kardashian stuffed her huge ass into some spandex
-New study ties Facebook to narcissism
-The girl on the left in this photo is my favorite regular girl with huge boobs of the day
-That is one unfortunate erection
-25 awesome Ari Gold quotes
-Charlotte Mears is hot, blond, and dating a soccer player. So of course she’s newsworthy
-Women’s tennis is erotic (w/ video)
-Adriana Lima is gorgeous even in a bummy hoodie
Sep.05.2008 The September 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with man on woman violence
It may shock you to see that a rapper doesn’t respect women in this video of Akon punching a fan in the face
-Christina Ricci is pretty in a bikini
-Lindsay Lohan turned down 700k to pose for Playboy
-Too much liquor and your face may permanently look like this
-Kim Kardashian will make a great singer
-Randi Ingerman is the International babe of the day
-You can rent a USC Song Girl! For sex? Maybe!
-Top 10 Chad “Johnson” Ocho Cinco-inspired names for NFL players
-30 Rock’s Katrina Bowden is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
-John McCain had a riveting speech last..zzzzzz
-Ines Sainz Gallo is hot and Mexican, like a burrito
-Jessica Alba’s really become quite the MILF
-Who are the 10 sexiest babes of Baywatch?
Jul.11.2008 Mexico’s pretty good at racism too
The handsome little fellow below is known as Memin Penguin in Mexico and his comic adventures have come under fire for being sold at some Wal-Marts across the country.
Shawnedria McGinty was taken aback by “Memin Pinguin” comics she found at her local Wal-Mart. The series, by Mexican illustrator Valencia Burgos, tells the story of a young black boy who often gets into trouble and isn’t too bright. The character is something of an iconic cultural image in Mexico, much like Bugs Bunny is over here. McGinty did a little research in order to try and better understand the comics and was disappointed to find that her gut instincts were correct: The comics? Are kind of totally racist:
“They are calling him names. They call him an animal in one section. His mom is spanking his butt and it looks like they are drowning him,” said McGinty, who went so far as to buy a Spanish dictionary to better understand the comic books.
She found one passage particularly offensive. In the frame, Memin Pinguin is being kicked by a light-skinned man and called “a black troublemaker.”
“Memin Pinguin” caused a stir in the States a couple of years back when the Mexican government issued a postal stamp commemorating the character. The comic book was then reissued after not having been published for a number of years. So it’s a wee bit surprising, given the blacklash those stamps received, that Wal-Mart would decide to carry it in its stores. In the United States nonetheless! Now they are feeling the wrath of the African American community.
Yeah I mean this caricature isn’t exactly flattering but when that stamp was released, Mexico made a good point about Speedy Gonzalez being a complete atrocity of racism but for some reason that’s okay because we’re America and he’s a mouse. Perhaps if Mexico had made Memin into some sort of monkey racial stereotype named “Jorge Curioso” and had him engage in adventures with a human character called “El Gringo en el Sombrero Yellow-o” then it’d be cool.
I want to know more about this dude though, from Memin’s wiki:
Ernestillo: The intelligent and hard working one. His mother died when he was young and has since been raised by his father, an alcoholic carpenter. Ernestillo is so poor he has no shoes.
Man, this sounds like a really funny comic. Dead parents, drunken carpentry, a lack of shoes. At the very least, the adventures of Ernestillo should replace Beetle Bailey. We get it, the military is incompetent.
Jul.02.2008 Maybe you shouldn’t have been discriminating against tomatoes
So tomatoes have been getting a bum rap for causing salmonella outbreaks across the US. Except that the salmonella continues to spread despite the tomatoes going off the market. Ruh roh, Raggy.
Adding to tomato confusion, the government is about to start testing numerous other types of fresh produce in the hunt for the source of the nation’s record salmonella outbreak — even as it insists tomatoes remain the leading suspect.
Investigators are mum on exactly what other vegetables are getting tracked.
Items commonly served with fresh tomatoes is the only hint Food and Drug Administration food safety chief Dr. David Acheson would give, calling it “irresponsible” to point a finger until he has more evidence that some other food really deserves the extra scrutiny.
The reason is that the outbreak continues, with 869 people now confirmed having taken ill. Most troublesome, at least 179 of them fell ill in June, the latest on June 20. That is more than two months after the first salmonella illnesses appeared, meaning the outbreak is continuing weeks longer than food-poisoning specialists had expected — and suggesting the culprit is still on the market.
I know this might be an unconventional thought, but if you don’t want salmonella, maybe you should stop inserting yourself into Mexican rectums.
And seriously why the fuck do Mexicans have to shit on everything? How about you bastards use a fucking toilet and a sink to wash your hands when you’re picking out veggiefruits? If I may speak to the Mexican gentlemen causing all this (his)panic for a second…”No me gusta, señores.”
Jun.03.2008 Drunk driving makes for great visuals
There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.
A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.
Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.
A photograph taken by a city official shows bicyclists and equipment being hurled high in to the air by the collision.
Rodriguez says Juan Campos was charged with killing Alejandro Alvarez, 37, of Monterrey.
You hate to see a bunch of people get injured as a result of one person’s failures at life. Even if they are Mexicans. And I know we all think that Mexicans are barely people, but come on, let’s put that aside for a minute. Wait, we don’t all think that? Oh. I thought there was a bill passed to that effect. It must have been in my dreams. Sigh.
You know what they should do? Hire some Mexicans to clean up that mess. They must be pretty plentiful for hire in Mexico. Work on that, Johnson.
