Jun.17.2008 The June 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dildos
–A giant dildo saunters behind this reporter’s live shot (w/ video). [Yep Yep]
–A friendly reminder of how bad I suck at geography: Can you be a Lufthansa pilot? (game) [Bright Black Internet]
–Megan Fox is attractive in a Rolling Stone photo shoot. [on205th]
–The consistency of the “Guido Face” is alarming. [AfroJacks]
–A friendly reminder of why Goldeneye for Nintendo 64 was awesome. [NextRound.net]
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May.13.2008 The May 13 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a Bible thumper
–Tricia Cummings loves the Bible. And showing off her big sexy ass. Just like Moses. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
–Why focus on my alma mater USC’s ALLEGED transgressions with student athletics when you can focus on their attractive female students? [Busted Coverage]
–Terrell Owens and Flavor Flav: A match made in heaven (w/ video). [Brahsome]
–Bill O’Reilly didn’t just recently become a prick, he’s always been one (w/ video). [Mac G's World]
–Megan Fox’s topless photos were the big story of yesterday. Even though she wasn’t really topless. But topless enough for you to get the drift. Look for yourself. I know you <3 boobs. [WWTDD]
Apr.24.2008 I NEED a domesticated fox
This post on The Beer Goggler about Megan Fox pictured with a Fox on the cover of PawPrint magazine made me think…why do I not have a domesticated fox yet? Check out these awesome videos:
Anyway this article from National Geographic three years ago says…
Young foxes, or kits, scamper in a cage in Siberia, Russia, where they are part of a 45-year research project to domesticate foxes. Each generation has been selectively bred for tameness—fearlessness and nonaggression toward humans. By now the foxes in the project behave like pet dogs, barking and wagging their tails at humans.
Also like pet dogs, the domesticated foxes can “read” human cues (pointing, for example) much better than their wild cousins or even tame chimpanzees, according to a new study published today in Current Biology. The study authors call such behavior social intelligence. They say its appearance in domesticated foxes may help us better understand how intelligence developed in humans and other animals.
So why the fuck am I not knee deep in domesticated fox right now? People own them and have YouTube videos of them but I can’t get one in Petland or, ideally, a dumpster near me for free (preferably sans rabies, but I’m willing to negotiate). So what the fuck world? I want my pet fox and I want it now! I will call her Foxy! Or perhaps Tails! I haven’t thought it through that far, but the point is..GET ME MY FOX!
