Nov.19.2008 GQ’s Men of the Year featured many of the women of the year
From GQ’s Men of the Year party last night in Los Angeles…
I have no clue who this chick is. The image credit reads “Sarah Shahi” which sounds like some B-list foreigner or perhaps a woman who gained her fame by marrying a Pokemon. Either way, all I know is that I want her to be a part of my life, preferably a part of my life that involves my genitals. Even if that means she’s just checking me for hernias. Daily. One can only hope that I can find a way to ejaculate while turning my head and coughing.
It seems pretty convenient that in a celebration for the men being named GQ’s Men of the Year, some of the hottest women in Hollywood came out to celebrate. Because women couldn’t even breathe without a powerful man. That’s why I tell dumb girls that my penis is a snorkel.
[In order of appearance: Summer Glau, Rosario Dawson, Megan Fox, Kim Kardashian, Eliza Dushku, Elisha Cuthbert, Leelee Sobieski, Olivia Wilde, Emanuelle Chriqui, Nikki Reed, Jaime King. My faves, based on these photos, are Megan Fox , Kim Kardashian, and the smoking hot Nikki Reed. Because I know you were curious.]
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Nov.18.2008 The November 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with organized combat
You may want to pursue a new activity after getting owned like that
-The Nickelodeon chicks you loved are now all grown up (with pics)
-Amateur girls in assless chaps = niiiiice
-The Smallest Cock in Porn (funny video)
-10 virtual life sites to ruin your marriage with
-How to effectively pretend to be on your cell phone
-Maury Povich redefines hard hitting journalism (funny video)
-Ronald McDonald loves porn (funny pic)
-Audrina Patridge brings her amazing breasts to Atlantic City
-5 things you may not have known about women
-Kelly Brook’s busty in a bikini
-The Attractive Girls Union holds a press conference (funny video)
-Now that Barack Obama is President, racism is over! (funny video)
-More outtakes from GQ’s Megan Fox photoshoot
-This Zune ad leaves something to be desired (video)
-The 10 funniest Internet fail videos of all time
-Hot Arizona State coeds and beer
-<3 Elisha Cuthbert
Oct.24.2008 The October 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with marital bliss
How NOT to start off a marriage
-Hot chicks sue over Hot Chicks with Douchebags site
-The 10 hottest moments in Megan Fox history (so far)
-The top 7 celebrities to come out of the closet next
-Party girls of the top 5 college football rivarlies
-Hulk Hogan Knows Depression (funny video)
-Hot Russian chick in various stages of undress. Yay communism!
-The hottest foreign cheerleaders around
-Girls takes photos of ass in thong with camera phone, erections ensue
-Lori Laughlin is a busty MILF
-Ericka Underwood is in a bikini
-The 25 greatest NFL cheerleader Halloween costumes
-John McCain likes calling people cunts (video)
-Only classy sluts drink Bud Light
-Abi puts the “tit” in Titmuss…clever play on words eh?
-Cheryl Tweedy busts out of a shirt like Hulk Hogan
-Looking for a job? Get your identity stolen!
Sep.30.2008 Megan Fox is in a bra
The movie promotion for How to Lose Friends and Alienate People seems to consist primarily of removing clothes from Megan Fox and going ta da! Which is cool, primarily because it involves Megan Fox removing clothes…I could give or take the “ta da”.
I haven’t been this titillated by the impending release of a Fall movie since The Grudge 2. What can I say? Something about a waterlogged reanimated body just does it for me.
Sep.23.2008 Megan Fox has a wet dress
Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.
I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”
Sep.17.2008 The September 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a cheap shot
Losing a plant isn’t worth fighting over
-The USC Song Girls know how to show off their underwear
-What to do to impress a lady during your first sleepover
-A mom steals her daughter’s identity to become a high school cheerleader
-Some awkward guys photobomb photos of hot girls
-Daniela Pane is a Myspace girl who loves bikinis
-Fidel Castro is a ladies man of epic proportions
-More Megan Fox than you can shake a stick at
-Transexual darts champion is a bit of a problem
-More living Chucky dolls…this time dancing around while Jessica Simpson performs
-Shauna Sand knows how to wear a see-thru dress
-The 10 most awkward political gaffes
-Miley Cyrus has a new boy toy
Sep.15.2008 Megan Fox thinks Miley Cyrus has been corrupted
Megan Fox is a classy broad and certainly a good barometer of taste for young girls. So her take on Miley Cyrus and the other Disney girls in the latest issue of GQ truly reflects a relevant opinion.
Megan Fox has said Disney’s methods for creating teen singing stars makes her feel “sick”.
In an interview with GQ, Fox slammed the corporation for training artists such as Miley Cyrus too hard and not allowing them to have a grounded upbringing.
She said: “[Disney] take these little girls… teach them how to sing and dance and make them wear belly shirts, but it won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
Fox can next be seen co-starring with Simon Pegg in comedy How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, which arrives in cinemas on October 3
Miley’s response would certainly include this face:
See? She looks totally normal and happy and not at all like a complete psychopath.
Who cares what Megan Fox thinks anyway? She dated Brian Austin Green for God’s sake. Meanwhile, Miley’s making millions upon millions and driving around in $75,000 fully loaded Mercedes Benzes…she could have been turned into some sort of singing, dancing, posing-topless-in-Vanity Fair cyborg and she’d still probably be completely content so long as Disney allowed the Miley Cyrusbot’s artificial intelligence to feel emotions.
More from Megan Fox’s photoshoot in the Russian FHM (it’s like FHM in America, but with more reverent passages about Lenin) below.
