The hottest orgy that loves to touch an aging ex college basketball coach

–The ESPN NCAA Tournament studio crew loves to touch Bobby Knight. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

–Ric Flair has retired. Long live the Nature Boy. [On205th]

–Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Bruno” character is out on the prowl (w/ grainy cell phone video). [Tasty Booze]

–University of Kansas fans are pretty excited to be in the Final Four. [Busted Coverage]

–Audrina from The Hills is a Pussycat Doll. Which would be sexier if you hadn’t already seen her boobs and snizz. [Egotastic]

I said I’m not doing the Hot Link Orgy this week but there are some awesome links I can’t squeeze in any other way.

–Audrina Patridge from The Hills did a test shoot for Playboy and she’s RIDICULOUSLY hot. Way hotter than in clothes, actually. [WWTDD]

–Twins take their love of milk to the next level. [Tasty Booze]

–Hilary Duff is looking absurdly hot lately. [On205th]

–Eliot Spitzer’s slut Kristen was a Girls Gone Wild girl. [The Superficial]

–Hope Dworaczyk is absurdly hot too. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Donald Trump loves hiring naked underaged girls. [IDLYITW]

–Important tools for crafting your NCAA bracket. [Losers with Socks]

–All the green St. Patrick’s Day NBA jerseys you ever need to see. [Mac Gs World]

–There are many reasons to dislike Burberry. [Brahsome]

The hottest orgy to pay $3000 an hour for

–This is what Eliot Spitzer’s whore looks like. I would fuck her for free, for the record. [Gawker via Going Like Sixty]

–Get yourself psyched up for this year’s NCAA Tournament. [Cuzoogle]

–Brady Quinn blows men for money. At least if you believe if a picture is worth a thousand words. [Busted Coverage]

–Spencer Pratt is bringing his special brand of douchebaggery to Radar. Oh boy. [MediaBistro]

–Egotastic thinks a pregnant Kathleen Robertson is hot. Uh, I respectfully disagree. [Egotastic]

The hottest orgy soaked in fake urine

–Gmail is telling the kids at Tasty Booze that they need fake urine in their lives. It tells me I need to eat Spam Primavera. Someone must stop this Google menace. [Tasty Booze]

–Shaquille O’Neal’s wide ass almost killed some folks. [On205th]

–Adrian Grenier has totally turned the tables on the paparazzi by TAKING PICTURES OF THEM!! HO HO WHAT A CLOWN! [Celebslam]

–Kim Kardashian is a little chubby. [Best Celeb Gossip]

–How can you make a link between March Madness and a vasectomy? Find out! [Hugging Harold Reynolds]