Oct.28.2008 Quote of the Day
Guy Ritchie and Madonna’s divorce is getting ugly. Now, according to reports, Guy is claiming that he had to book sex time in advance with Madonna so she can go to the gym and Kabbalah meetings.
A source close to the couple said: ‘With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary. In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary.
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Oct.17.2008 The October 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a stupid woman
Drunk whore jump fail
-Yahoo Answers brings sisters who crap their pants together
-Creepy (sexy?) calendar of zombie chicks
-Even more of the busty Suzanne Carlsson because I love her
-7 moments in mixed messages
-The sexiest usage of an exercise ball. Ever (video)
-How to play online poker like a champ
-Rachelle Leah’s Playboy photos are here
-Fantasy fest seems like boob filled fun
-Holy fucking shit check out this 15 pound burger some asshole ate
-The greatest mustaches in sports
-The 100 hottest military babes
-Celebrity cougars A-Rod won’t fuck
-The real reason Madonna got divorced (funny video)
-Oktoberfest babe has beer, cleavage
-Uh…panty hose for men
Jul.02.2008 The July 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with hatred for black presidential candidates
-City vehicles in Orlando sprayed with anti-Obama sayings (w/ video)
-The treadmill desk is like torture for lazy fatsos
-Alex Rodriguez isn’t only boning ugly, old, muscular Madonna…check out his other 9 celebrity crushes
-Holly Madison has boobs for days
-Marty McFly has his own Nikes coming out
Mar.18.2008 Madonna and Guy Ritchie may not be together
Do you care as much about Madonna as I do (i.e. not at all)? No? Then congratulations on your homosexuality and/or ovaries. Anyway she might be getting a divorce from her husband, director Guy Ritchie.
IS Madonna about to get into the groove as a single woman again with a dramatic relocation from London to New York - without Guy Ritchie?
The pop queen and her movie-director husband’s seven-year marriage is on the rocks, according to Page Six sources and reports out of Britain.
“Madonna is said to have lost respect for Ritchie when she found out he had embellished his past,” one in-the-know Briton told us. “Far from the tough, working-class London dude he adoringly echoed in ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,’ he’s actually a privileged, prep school boy who chose to affect a gangland accent and walk with a street swagger. Brits can spot this at 100 yards, or hear it in an accent. Yanks, alas, can’t.”
But while Madonna might feel she has worn out her welcome in England, Ritchie is loath to leave his native country. “He’s known in the UK as a moviemaker homeboy-made good,” our source explained, “while in the US, he’s just the foreign half-wit who took Madonna from her American homeland and made her talk all funny.”
I like the picture above because it’s as if to say, “Yes, my husband has small genitals.” I plan on having that same pose for my wedding photos some day.
I dunno though, I mean Madonna’s always struck me as kind of a cunt. A domineering one at that. I doubt he “made” her change her accent. She’s just kind of a pompous tool who drinks ridiculously expensive water because it’s blessed by some douchebag wearing a poncho. And maybe she should have been able to tell that he wasn’t a gangbanging Londonite by the fact that he was, oh I don’t know, MAKING MOVIES? Fun fact: John Singleton didn’t kill anyone in the streets of South Central. Martin Scorcese didn’t pull out a tommy gun to build up credibility as a mobster. It’s all a magical world of make believe. I guess she’s just confused because she portrayed a slut and was even more of a slut of real life. Oh Madonna, you just keeps it too real!
