Nov.17.2008 Lindsay Lohan gets powdered by PETA protesters
Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don’t like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a fucking bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).
It’s kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always entertaining (like that time I dumped the pigs’ blood on that weird cunt Carrie and then left town…not that she’d have ever gotten me back for it! hi5!), but I really can’t sanction these actions.
Any time a woman with marvelous breasts like Lindsay Lohan is attached or insulted by an inferior creature such as that pixiesh lesbian (not just in haircut, but running style too), we should all be outraged. This ugly ugly woman didn’t just throw powder at Lindsay Lohan, she powdered all of our erections. Powdered them into withered nothings. And for what? So some faggy little mink can frolic around doing exciting mink activities like shitting on its food, eating it, and sleeping? Absurd.
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Nov.11.2008 The November 11 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a swing
I can think of no situation in which this would be considered a good idea
-Girl grabs other girl’s huge breast in hilarious fashion (funnysexypic)
-Taylor Swift is quite sexy
-<3 Denise Milani's ample chest
-How to keep Facebook from wrecking your life
-Macgyver really hates racism (funny video)
-Amazing breasts (NSFW…I had to link it though, they’re that good)
-Jennie Frost models Playboy’s new lingerie
-Nice legs on Angelina Jolie
-Lindsay Lohan skanks it up with some candid shots of her boobs
-Is John McCain a Decepticon? (funny video)
-The 20 hottest college basketball cheerleader teams
-Wow…worst tattoo ever (funny pic)
-Who’s the hottest Spice Girl: Then and Now
-College girls spank each other
-6 classic Jean Claude Van Damme roles
-Gemma Atkinson brings massive breasts to Nuts Magazine
-Gayest Mac vs PC parody ad ever (funny video)
-8 people who could have knocked up Jennifer Aniston (click it for the Leprechaun reference)
Nov.05.2008 The November 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with surprises
Take this as a sign you may need new friends
-A montage of the best movie lines ever (video)
-Girls just talkin’ about bras
-CNN used creepy holograms last night as a way of bringing people in studio
-Sabina Rojas: International Babe of the Day
-Gemma Atkinson is hot in her bra
-Monica Bellucci goes topless for Italian GQ
-This cordless massager seems like it has other uses…vaginal ones (funny pic)
-Amanda Paige has the best ass I’ve seen today
-Lindsay Lohan plays peek a boo
-A unique take on Prop 8 (funny video)
-Who’s hotter: Myspace ho or celebrity?
-Soccer guy drops his wife for hot soccer fan
-High school anatomy just got interesting (funny pic)
-A hot WSU cheerleader
-9 things you may not know about Pac Man
-Girl accidentally takes self-photo with her hot friend naked in the background
-The 10 hottest WNBA players
Oct.30.2008 Lindsay Lohan rides the subway. Like a savage
Lindsay Lohan and gal pal (I sound like a real gossiper!) Samantha Ronson were in NYC yesterday.
This is what happens in a tough economy guys. Hot chicks shouldn’t be riding the train. They just shouldn’t. The train is for average Joes and ethnic minorities beatboxing. All the attractive women take cabs or magical unicorns who sing pop songs while escorting them to their destination.
I guess she might have been doing it ironically. She probably heard “run to the train” and got on her back all excited with her mouth open then had to be told that the train wasn’t running on her. Oh, the disappointment in her eyes would break your soul.
Oct.23.2008 Lindsay Lohan is making more friends by showing her vagina
Lindsay Lohan was guest starring on Ugly Betty but, unfortunately for her, Ugly Betty has decided that she’s a bit of a problem causer. And also doesn’t approve of Lindsay not wearing underwear.
One episode, titled “Granny Pants,” was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would “de-pants” Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the source said.
But a Lohan pal fumed, “Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”
The pal blames Ferrera for any issues, saying, “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”
Whoa hold on a minute, a fat ugly girl who finally has a bit of attention and power because of her fluking her fat ass onto a popular TV show is harassing the pretty, troubled girl? No way! I sincerely doubt that Fats Ferrera would be taking out her aggressions for a life of hoagies and disappointment on poor Lindsay.
It’s kind of like when I shit on the floor and blame the dog. You know that it’s probably me making all those problems, but you’d prefer to just blame the dog because the dog’s always starting problems. Only in this case, the dog has big breasts and will fuck anything in sight. Which sounds like the best dog ever, if you ask me.
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Oct.08.2008 Lindsay Lohan is so forgetful when it comes to bras
From somewhere in Hollywood…
So either Lindsay Lohan forgot to provide herself some additional separation of her breasts from the rest of society or I’ve developed x-ray vision. I’m hoping it’s the latter, but I’m pretty sure it’s the former.
You know, people treat these Lindsay Lohan boob shots like they’re just another day at the office, but I was raised to treasure every moment like it was my last. Granted, I’m pretty sure my mom wasn’t referring to Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, but how do we know she wasn’t? How do we know?????
Oct.07.2008 The October 7 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fireworks
Great idea: Sitting on a bucket of live fireworks
-There was an art project to get boobs all over NYC, arguably the greatest art project ever
-A soldier in Iraq saved a puppy and wants to bring it back to the US, only her commanding officers threatened to kill it and throw her in jail. Fucked up story…read it and show support
-Kendra Wilkinson is back to work in a bikini
-10 eerily good performances by kids in movies
-The little girl from The Nanny has grown up and, um, matured. In the boobs
-Go underneath a USC Song Girl’s shirt and see the magic that lies within
-Tourettes = hilarious (w/ video)
-The Tampa Bay Devil Rays have some attractive fans
-9 awesome Web sites you should be using
-That porn star playing Sarah Palin has nude photos. Stunner (NSFW)
-Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian playset (w/ video)
-A grandma does a kegstand (compelling video)
-The Toronto Raptors cheerleaders are purdy
-Karina Smirnoff shows more than she planned
