Oct.09.2008 The October 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with ball kicking
Man takes a nut shot for White Sox tickets…I bet he’s wishing he had that one back now
-The hottest politics-loving UMass student ever. PS Boobs!
-Five overused sports announcer cliches
-Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies
-Howard Stern’s wife Beth Ostrosky: Hot or Not? (I vote no)
-Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie finalists are up
-Carrie Milbank is a hockey hottie
-Badass dude survives a bear attack
-Don’t hire Hillary Duff to do your PSA (w/ video)
-What child doesn’t want to build their own geese farm (pic)?
-The 52 best natural breasts EVER
-Adriana Lima proves sex sells
-Naked Spaniard goes for a swim (w/ less sexy video than title might lead you to believe)
-A candidate for Mother and Teacher of the Year
-Lucy Wieland is in a bikini, asking for it
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Aug.22.2008 The August 22 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with injuries from showing off
It’s nice to see someone who can ride a motocross bike getting their comeuppance in the form of a badly broken arm
-New study on global sex internet search trends reveals that Louisville, KY is a fucked up place
-No bikini can contain the powerful breasts of Audrina Patridge
-How many goats are you worth?
-Who’s hotter: Allison Stokke or Leryn Franco?
-“Um, so this polar bear is chasing me around my car and I’m like wtf” (w/ pics)
-The Philadelphia Eagles have some fascinating cheerleaders
-Amanda Beard is all “ew” about Michael Phelps
-An excellent toy for a child with no legs
-Danielle Lloyd has big boobs, knows how to use them
-Children’s books have taken a turn for the worst
-Nicole Scherzinger explodes out of her top in Spain
-Dria is the hottest Myspace trash you’ll see today
-Megan Fox is a slutty nun
-The University of Florida is home to the hottest football fans around (until better pictures surface)
-“I Kissed a Girl” Katy Perry likes jailbait…female jailbait
-Today’s sign you shouldn’t be a stripper (w/ video)
Aug.21.2008 Lindsay Lohan braless, still lezzing out
Amidst all the reports of Lindsay Lohan considering a return from the disappointingly unsexy shores of the Isle of Lesbos, she’s still hanging out with Samantha Ronson and, seemingly, still quite sapphic. On the plus side though, she’s back to not wearing a bra and showing off sideboob, so that’s fun for all sexual orientations (except the gay men, sorry fellas).
I really hope she starts to understand the value of a bra as she gets older because there’s going to come a point soon where those boobs aren’t going to be holding up so nicely. Gravity isn’t quite so kind, in spite of how important it is to my maintaining an erection. Damn you NASA, why can’t you make space travel affordable for the common man!!!
Aug.15.2008 Lindsay Lohan is only gay at convenient times
I’ve seen lesbians, researched them thoroughly across various anthropological films like “Girls Who Like Girls Part 7″ and I’ll tell you what…this Lindsay Lohan doesn’t sound like a real lesbian.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.
Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.
On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.
“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
I almost feel bad for that stupid real lesbian Samantha Ronson. She’s all like “Hey I love vaginas” and Lindsay’s like “Yeah vaginas are cool I guess, sometimes” but Samantha’s like ALL ABOUT vaginas and Lindsay can kind of take or leave them so it’s kind of hard to have a relationship because relationships are all about common interests based around parts of your anatomy.
This kind of sounds like something planted by Samantha’s publicist or something though to make Lindsay look like a bitch. Which is unfair. Lesbian love shouldn’t be played out in tabloids, it should be played out by two drunken college girls in a setting where they giggle a lot and then feel kind of bad while a man steers them into the situation. Then you all vomit together the next day. That’s what woman on woman love is…beautiful, isn’t it?
Jul.18.2008 Lindsay Lohan is starting to look like her stupid girlfriend
Lindsay Lohan’s dyking has been well-established by this point. But now she’s blatantly stealing bits of her stupid super-lesbian, boyish girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s look.
The photos above and below were taken from the Sephora 10th Anniversary red carpet, which is pretty ironic considering that Ronson dresses like a 10 year-old Anthony Michael Hall. A bit of a stretch? Perhaps. But she’s ruining my Lindsay with her expert box munchery and suave lothario moves. One day we will meet in the fields or war, Samantha Ronson. I have no doubt that you are a noble warrior. But there can be only one. *cue kickass Black Sabbath music
Jul.08.2008 Lindsay Lohan continues to munch box, love it
The Mirror in the UK is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is officially dyking and really relishing it. I think “official” is a bit of a stretch, but reporting on real news is for fags.
Talking about her special someone Sam, Lindsay said: “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.”
And Sam must feel the same way because she posted a pic of her and Lindsay kissing on her MySpace page.
A pal said: “Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay.
“There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship.
“Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.
“They have been shacked up in Lindsay’s place and they spend weekends like a married couple going to the supermarket together.
In related news, I’m planning on eating a tuna sandwich this afternoon. I assume that it will provide me similar joy to what Lindsay’s experiencing.
I guess it’s sort of like how much dick can you get without being sick of it? I mean at this point for Lindsay, it has to be miles and miles worth. It’s like that song with the “how many miles must a man walk down before you can call him a man,” except putting “of cock” in there and “a Lohan” and changing the second “a man” into “a lesbian.” Yeah that was a little convoluted but whatever, put some work in here, you bastards.
[More on Sappho 1 and 2 at WWTDD]
Jun.23.2008 Reminder: Lindsay Lohan <3s box
From a Sunday shopping jaunt in Los Angeles.
I’ve kind of abstained from talking about Lindsay Lohan’s blatant lesbian love affair with Samantha Ronson, but what the fuck. I saw this pic today and, after the awesome Lohan stomach photos, I’m just kind of annoyed that she’s not meeting her dick-getting potential. And instead she’s prancing around with this fucking DJ Licksbox who’s dressed like she’s Anthony Michael Hall on a casual day at the peak of his career. It just kind of makes me sad. Last night I searched out Lindsay Lohan’s sort-of-nude spread in New York magazine and told myself not to cry. You can be so many things (mostly cum receptacle/cum jug/cum hole/cum divot) to so many people, but you’re throwing it all away! YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
[Do your thing Daily Mail]
