May.29.2008 Wow, Kirk Douglas. Wow.

Kirk Douglas likes to give back to the community. Take a look at this photo from a recent playground donation.

The photo caption:

Actor Kirk Douglas tries-out a playground slide at Lillian Elementary School in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 28, 2008, after he and his wife donated their 400th playground renovation to schools in the Los Angeles Unified School District. The 91-year-old Douglas and his wife Anne have donated a renovation a week over an 11-year period beginning in 1997. The couple provides a grant of $25,000 per playground, with the school’s parents or supporters matching the amount in money or services.

But that just seems shortsighted. Marketers, take heed, you now have an image to use for an exciting new campaign. In fact, if you have any product marketed towards seniors, feel free to steal this:

Slide into Senility!

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