Oct.01.2008 The October 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a pool
Fat man + small life preserver = Surprising triumph for all involved
-Guess Whose Boobs? 70s edition
-Michelle Hunziker is classy, both in and out of a bikini
-Vanessa Arias is a hot Latina actress
-Warner Bros exec tells Harry Potter fans to fuck off (w/ video)
-Seven TV shows that need to end
-Who’s the hotter big-boobed Brit, Sophie Howard or Lucy Pinder?
-More on Yvonne Strahovski’s unflappable hotness
-A serious font fail
-Emilia Attias has a smiley crotch
-A reminder: I love Cyanide and Happiness
-Kim Kardashian’s huge ass now gone from Dancing with the Stars
-More on Britney Spears’ sex tape being sold
-A fine collection of ass cleavage here
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Sep.24.2008 The September 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with another person injuring themselves
Rest assured, if there’s a hilarious video of someone injuring themselves, it will find its way to my link post.
-Mexican Independence day = huge boobs in a sombrero
-American Psycho: The Musical sounds awesome
-Shitting yourself during a marathon…how embarrassing
-Ohio State’s Playboy “Girls of the Big Ten” girls know how to party
-AWESOME: Real life Transformers made from vehicles
-Kellie Pickler has huge boobs and is an idiot, but is she hot?
-Kim Kardashian stuffed her huge ass into some spandex
-New study ties Facebook to narcissism
-The girl on the left in this photo is my favorite regular girl with huge boobs of the day
-That is one unfortunate erection
-25 awesome Ari Gold quotes
-Charlotte Mears is hot, blond, and dating a soccer player. So of course she’s newsworthy
-Women’s tennis is erotic (w/ video)
-Adriana Lima is gorgeous even in a bummy hoodie
Sep.05.2008 The September 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with man on woman violence
It may shock you to see that a rapper doesn’t respect women in this video of Akon punching a fan in the face
-Christina Ricci is pretty in a bikini
-Lindsay Lohan turned down 700k to pose for Playboy
-Too much liquor and your face may permanently look like this
-Kim Kardashian will make a great singer
-Randi Ingerman is the International babe of the day
-You can rent a USC Song Girl! For sex? Maybe!
-Top 10 Chad “Johnson” Ocho Cinco-inspired names for NFL players
-30 Rock’s Katrina Bowden is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
-John McCain had a riveting speech last..zzzzzz
-Ines Sainz Gallo is hot and Mexican, like a burrito
-Jessica Alba’s really become quite the MILF
-Who are the 10 sexiest babes of Baywatch?
Aug.28.2008 Celebrity girls really want their pink Blackberry Curve
I was flabbergasted to see some of these photos this morning from some event for the new Verizon Blackberry, the Pink Curve. It’s not even that the phone is so new and awesome or anything…it’s just a pink version of the same fucking phone that’s been on the market for a year or more. Ugh. You women and your pink things and your menstrual cycles. Then again, look at the joy on Stacy Keibler’s face!
Girls are so ridiculous. You could probably paint anything pink and they’d be like, “Wow! A pink version! Awesome!” Hmm…*looks at genitals…seems like I have an idea.
More girls at the launch party below. Also please pray for Rashida Jones. It appears that, based upon the photo below, she seems to have been stricken with polio. Tough illness to recover from.
From left to right, Rashida Jones, Kim Kardashian, Sarah Chalke, Emmy Rossum, Lake Bell, Sanaa Lathan. [Source]
Aug.26.2008 Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, and Carmen Electra hung out
From Fuse’s “Boys of Summer” taping…
I’m not sure exactly what was being promoted by these three but I’m pretty sure that it might be to promote my erectile health. Which is important because Fuse doesn’t do that for me nearly enough. I get it Fuse, Disturbed rocks and rocks hard.
Anyway, I’m no TV producer so maybe there’s something I’m not getting, but I think they should have done a little more of what’s in the second photo below than what’s in the first. It may just be me, but I tend to prefer woman-on-woman sensuous massage more than girls pretending to be statues. Unless they’re pretending to be The Thinker…all smart and muscular. Mmm. Manly. Yeah, that’s the kind of sexy lady I could get behind.
Note: Vanessa Minnillo BLOWS these other two away. If you disagree, you’re an idiot and don’t deserve your eyesight. So go screw, Daredevil.
Aug.01.2008 Paparazzi may need to chill the fuck out in LA
Los Angeles is overrun by two types of insects: celebrities and paparazzi. Since one group is perceived as awesome and the other is perceived as scum and the sides can’t seem to get along, clearly one has to go.
A city task force convened Thursday morning to tackle a serious public safety threat that has resulted in broken toes, beach brawls and, apparently, the unfortunate trend of movie stars naming their children after fruit.
The perpetrators: ravenous bands of paparazzi. The proposed solution: new laws to rein them in.
Earlier this year, City Councilman Dennis Zine proposed an “anti-paparazzi” ordinance that would protect celebrities and the public from aggressive paparazzi by creating a “personal safety zone,” between the photographers and their subjects. On Thursday, task force members, including representatives from the cities of West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Malibu and Calabasas; actors and singers; and Sheriff Lee Baca of Los Angeles County testified in City Hall about the issue.
The problem of aggressive photographers was framed as a matter of public safety (the photographers “travel in packs, run red lights and make unsafe U-turns,” said the mayor of Malibu, Pamela Ulich), economic hardship (it costs local police departments a lot of manpower to police Chez Spears) and personal privacy (“My biggest concern about this issue is my right to say no,” said the actor Milo Ventimiglia).
This inability to say no is a pretty big deal to Milo. For example, when someone said, “Wouldn’t you love to get into that underaged costar of yours Hayden Panettiere?” and “You should do it, she’s right there…statutory rape laws be damned!” clearly he was incapable of saying no. It’s all the paparazzi’s fault!
Not to play devil’s advocate, but I think paparazzi make the world way more awesome. I never have to deal with them or even see them, yet they harass people who are more successful than I am and often get photos of their boobs. If anything, we should force celebrities into gallows and make them be photographed. With their shirts off. Niiiiiice.
[Also how will I ever see Kim Kardashian, pictured above, again? Not like she ever does anything noteworthy other than parade her big ass for paparazzi to photograph. Sigh, the man is always harshing my buzz.l]
Jul.31.2008 The July 31 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with yet another reason not to trust a kangaroo
-The definitive Bar Rafaeli bikini picture collection
-Girls are a lot like food. Here’s how
-Naming your energy drink “Pussy” is so scandalous
-The New England Patriots cheerleaders are in China, showing the Chinese how to shake it presumably
LINK OF THE DAY: Marissa Miller is half-naked and oiled up
-Speaking of cheerleaders, I don’t know what Swaziland is but it may have the hottest cheerleader tryouts on Earth
-Giant soccer balls plus small kids is always bound to end in hilarity (w/ video)
-The Little League World Series needs instant replay, because it’s important
-Who are the hottest female fighters alive?
-The greatest wheelchair fight ever (w/ video)
-Fergie is cast as a prostitute…stunner
-11 year-old kills a hog the size of Plymouth Rock. Or at least Fraggle Rock
-Kim Kardashian’s ass comes in many colors
