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Aug.04.2008 Miley Cyrus has been hacked yet again


Just as predicted on Friday’s post on Aussie pop star Jess Origliasso’s nude pics, America will not stand to see its teen whore crown taken from Miley Cyrus. Check out these photos leaked on that Digital Gangster forum with the dude who hacked Miley Cyrus’s email.

There’s even some speculation that in the above photo, Miley has a wad of jizm on her stomach (see slightly to the left of her belly button). Now I’m no jizz expert, despite what my business cards might say, but I find it far-fetched that Miley would take photos of herself with baby batter on her stomach. Wouldn’t there have to be someone there who left the jizm? And couldn’t they be the one to take the photo/insist on taking the photo then? I don’t think they’d just leave the room and demand she take a self-portrait with the load of life fluid. Plus Miley seems like more of a swallower than that.

Anyway there are two more photos below. I hardly feel as though these photos have upped the ante from the aforementioned Origliasso photos, but I guess there should be something of a curve considering Miley is underaged. If only there were Olympic judges who specialized in unexpected, pop star candid sluttery. One day. Dare to dream, I say.

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Jul.08.2008 Beer Pong video game has trouble a-brewin’


See what I did there? Man I am clever. Because it’s beer, and beer is brewed. Anyway someone developed a Wii game about beer pong. But Connecticut’s attorney general isn’t pleased with its release.

Connecticut’s attorney general isn’t happy that a video game called “Frat Party Games: Beer Pong” was rated suitable for children as young as 13.

Richard Blumenthal said Monday that the Entertainment Software Rating Board made a mistake by clearing the game for young teens and he worries other games in the yet-to-be-released Frat Party Games line will also be approved for those same gamers.

“Beer Pong” was designed by Las Vegas-based JV Games Inc. as a downloadable game for Nintendo Co.’s popular Wii game system.

JV Games Vice President Jag Jaeger informed Blumenthal last month that the company is renaming the game “Pong Toss” and eliminating all references to alcohol.

The company’s Web site still promotes the game as “Beer Pong,” but that’s supposed to change soon.

“We stopped this game, but that is only a minor victory if it is followed by others,” said Blumenthal, who believes the game glorifies alcohol abuse and binge drinking.


Video clip from the EVIL EVIL Beer Pong Wii game. Alcohol = the devil’s drink.

I guess it’s kind of silly to promote drinking to minors but at the same time, calling something “Pong Toss” just sounds dumb, so I’m not sure whose side to take. Last summer, my godmother had told me about how my two little cousins (ages 8 and 10 respectively) saw one of their friend’s older brothers playing beer pong with friends. So they started playing it too. Not with beer, but with water. On the one hand, it’s awesome to think that my little cousins will be so well-trained with beer pong by the time they’re able to drink beer. On the other hand, it’s kind of disturbing that they’re well on the way to getting deep-dicked at a frat party. Possibly before they get a driver’s license. Sigh, kids these days. Always getting deep-dicked.

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