Mar.04.2008 K Fed is looking good

Ah I love the Daily Mail. Their punny headline of “Well-Fed” kind of amused me. Anyway K Fed’s a total fatso now.

Britney Spears’ former husband Kevin Federline headed out for a round of golf in LA over the weekend, and by the look of his expanding girth, he certainly needed the exercise.

The hefty 29-year-old looked almost unrecognisable as he made his way around the course in long shorts and a stripped yellow T-shirt that hugged a little too snugly around his bulging stomach.

It was a far cry from the toned and lean physique he’d acquired as a back-up dancer during his early romance with Britney.

How depressing. I don’t know if it’s depressing like fat Val Kilmer because I really have no emotional attachment to Kevin Federline in any way, but he looks like a fat guy wearing a bad toupee in the photo above. It reminds me of my own mortality. It also reminds me of the guy from Morty’s Wigs from Goodfellas. So it’s really a double-edged sword.

Also if I can’t look up to Kevin Federline as a role model, fitness or otherwise, who can I look to? I need a hero. And he’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be tall and he’s something something. I don’t remember how that song goes, but anyway, a tittyfuckable Kevin Federline is definitely not one I can support.

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