Sep.03.2008 Jamie Lynn Spears sent a pregnancy gift to Bristol Palin

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Man, this Sarah Palin is a real gift that keeps on giving. Joining Lindsay Lohan in support for the daughter of the Republican VP candidate is Jamie Lynn Spears, who reportedly sent a gift to her fellow teenage creampie fan.

A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary was sent to Bristol Palin on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears.

An insider says it was actually Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn’s mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.

“It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths,” said the source.

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her first daughter, Maddie Briann, in June, at the age of 17.

All jokes aside, that’s pretty sweet. It’s nice to see one teenage celebrity from a white trash background in the south reach out to another privileged white girl from a completely different climate. Different people of the same race uniting under similar causes (in this case, their love of unplasticked teenage male genitalia)…that’s what America is all about. But why stop with friendship? Maybe they can form some sort of crime fighting duo or something. Or do Bristol’s mom’s bidding and go punch a polar bear in the face. The world is your oyster when you’re under 18 with a stretched out cooch!

Or if they really want to diversify, they can reach out to another person who likes nubile young boys and really form a coalition. Kevin Spacey’s all ears, girls.