Oct.21.2008 Yeah, Keira Knightley is hot alright

Hot in the same sense that a scalding iron shoved in your anus would be, I presume.

There are some hot chicks that you just don’t get the appeal of and Keira Knightley is that one for me. She’s like a less pretty, less cool, less interesting, less talented Natalie Portman. And just when you think you couldn’t possibly have any more positives thrown her way, then you can see Keira Knightley’s lovely British teeth and how they look like they belong on a recently unearthed sabretooth tiger and kapow, that’s magazine cover quality. So long as the magazine is Things I Wouldn’t Fuck Quarterly. It comes with a free leather football with every year subscription!

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Oct.06.2008 Keira Knightley hates nude scenes, in theory

Keira Knightley, is taking a hardline stance in the new issue of Glamour…she hates nude scenes in films and finds them demeaning for women.

On Being Comfortable With Nudity: “I certainly wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t. I detest unnecessary nudity and what it says about women in society. I think you see a lot of films where, Oh, yes, the woman gets her t–s out again and runs around naked for no reason. And you kind of go, Ugh, do we have to? [Laughs.]“

In the interview, she also mentions how she likes to kick adorable puppies in the face and has made it a personal mission to destroy all rainbows and delicious candies across the world. Same basic principle.

On the plus side though, she hasn’t had the temerity to stand up against such projects in her career choices. To date, Knightley has appeared in four nude/sex scenes, including Domino, Atonement, The Jacket, and The Hole. That’s good. Because it’s important to believe in things. But it’s even more important to stop believing in things as soon as there’s money involved. That’s how I got involved in that black market kidney sale. Totally worth the $10,000 I got. Now if you’ll excuse me, my dialysis filter needs to be replaced.

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[If you're into such things, you can see Keira's work in The Jacket here or her frolicking here]