Nov.11.2008 The November 11 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a swing
I can think of no situation in which this would be considered a good idea
-Girl grabs other girl’s huge breast in hilarious fashion (funnysexypic)
-Taylor Swift is quite sexy
-<3 Denise Milani's ample chest
-How to keep Facebook from wrecking your life
-Macgyver really hates racism (funny video)
-Amazing breasts (NSFW…I had to link it though, they’re that good)
-Jennie Frost models Playboy’s new lingerie
-Nice legs on Angelina Jolie
-Lindsay Lohan skanks it up with some candid shots of her boobs
-Is John McCain a Decepticon? (funny video)
-The 20 hottest college basketball cheerleader teams
-Wow…worst tattoo ever (funny pic)
-Who’s the hottest Spice Girl: Then and Now
-College girls spank each other
-6 classic Jean Claude Van Damme roles
-Gemma Atkinson brings massive breasts to Nuts Magazine
-Gayest Mac vs PC parody ad ever (funny video)
-8 people who could have knocked up Jennifer Aniston (click it for the Leprechaun reference)
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Nov.03.2008 The 6 cartoons most likely to make you get out and vote
It’s that time of the year where everyone casts a vote for a candidate but, more importantly, casts their support for democracy. But if all the celebrity endorsements and media blitz weren’t enough to make you run out and place a vote for either of the two Presidential candidates, maybe these cartoons might make you see the importance of getting out and voting.
South Park
Episode: Douche or Turd
Lesson: Turd sandwiches make viable political candidates; Your vote doesn’t matter
In this pre-2004 Presidential Election episode, South Park Elementary’s mascot, the Cow, has been deemed inappropriate by PETA. So the school decides to elect a new mascot with candidates created by the students. This leads to a campaign being run by a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche.
And it featured a call to action from Diddy to Stan to get out and vote.
At the end of the episode, Stan decides to vote for Turd Sandwich. But then, the school opts to just use the Cow mascot again instead of the Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich, meaning Stan’s vote was completely meaningless. Kind of like being someone trying to vote for Al Gore in Florida in 2000.
While I would hate to dispute the credentials of Turd Sandwich, I’d have to question his existence in the first place. A Giant Douche has its uses…after all, women in the WNBA have to be cleaned somehow. But a Turd Sandwich? Why that doesn’t sound delicious at all, sir.
The Simpsons
Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII’s “Citizen Kang”
Lesson: Democracy just doesn’t work, particularly when aliens are involved
Loveable aliens (well, as loveable as someone trying to destroy our planet can be) Kang and Kodos decide that the best way to enslave all Earthlings is by taking over for Presidential candidates Bob Dole and Bill Clinton. Here’s how Kang, in the form of Bob Dole, won votes at a pre-election stump speech.
Unfortunately Kang’s promises of miniature flags never came to fruition as, instead, upon winning the election (yes, Bob Dole won the election…I know, that’s a bit far-fetched even for a cartoon), he opted to enslave all of the Earthlings to build a laser to attack another planet. Which sounds illogical until you realize that it undoubtedly saved us an attack from Neptunian terrorists and their weapons of mass destruction.
Nov.03.2008 The November 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a game show
How not to succeed at a game show
-Hot Latina girls in lingerie in Mexico’s Maxim
-The 10 sexiest Jessica Biel videos ever
-Sofia Vergara is one of my favorite women who’ve done nothing noteworthy
-A hot runner from this weekend’s NYC Marathon?
-That new Notorious BIG movie looks awful (video)
-Blake Lively is sexy dressed as a school girl
-Stupid things people said after Halloween
-John McCain appeared on SNL, was vaguely human (funny video)
-Former USC girls are now hot cougars
-Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles (funny picture)
-Manly bike for sale on Craigslist (funny)
-Saddest animal gif ever (funny picture)
-Helena Christensen: Attractive
-9 bulletproof excuses for not voting
-Hot South American female athletes do stuff
-Great collection of celebrities slutting it up on Halloween
-8 gadgets James Bond really needs
Oct.30.2008 What if political ads were made by prominent directors?
I usually abhor parody videos but these are pretty well made. Check out this collection of political ads for John McCain, “made by” Diablo Cody (Juno), David Lynch (Twin Peaks), and M. Night Shyamalan (Twist Crap parts 1-4).
Nothing really to add here other than the fact that I just thought these were extremely well made and, thus, worth your time. And my train made me like an hour late today so I don’t have time to “think” or “research” a post. DON’T JUDGE ME.
Check out Comedy.com for more well-done funny videos. They’re doing a good job of filtering the crap out for lazy people like you.
Oct.24.2008 The October 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with marital bliss
How NOT to start off a marriage
-Hot chicks sue over Hot Chicks with Douchebags site
-The 10 hottest moments in Megan Fox history (so far)
-The top 7 celebrities to come out of the closet next
-Party girls of the top 5 college football rivarlies
-Hulk Hogan Knows Depression (funny video)
-Hot Russian chick in various stages of undress. Yay communism!
-The hottest foreign cheerleaders around
-Girls takes photos of ass in thong with camera phone, erections ensue
-Lori Laughlin is a busty MILF
-Ericka Underwood is in a bikini
-The 25 greatest NFL cheerleader Halloween costumes
-John McCain likes calling people cunts (video)
-Only classy sluts drink Bud Light
-Abi puts the “tit” in Titmuss…clever play on words eh?
-Cheryl Tweedy busts out of a shirt like Hulk Hogan
-Looking for a job? Get your identity stolen!
Oct.20.2008 The October 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with my birthday!
It’s my birthday today so, if you’re going to give me any gift, give me the gift of supporting our advertisers and checking out their offerings (as well as the links below).
Fun with paintball guns!
-The 10 funniest SNL political moments (videos)
-5 completely scandalous college co-eds
-Awesome new collection of random REAL hot chicks
-Geri Halliwell is flexible, in a bikini
-The awful “robot” effect in music…presented in timeline form
-A nice collection of news bloopers (video)
-Derek Jeter is totally fucking Minka Kelly
-Introducing your parents to your ladyfriend can be awkward (funny video)
-Danielle Bux should be told that her bikini is see through
-Spike TV’s Scream Awards had a whole lot of attractive women
-Sweden does not like their churchgoers searching for porn
-Sophie Howard is hot, in lingerie
-Fun photoshopping with John McCain
Oct.16.2008 “Um, John, are you okay?”
So I’m pretty sure John McCain was trying to eat Barack Obama’s brains last night.
I don’t know why people are saying that John McCain doesn’t have all his druthers. Though I’m disappointed in the fact that he hasn’t been entirely candid about what happened to him in Vietnam. Apparently they did experimental drug testing that turned him into a Zombie. Which is cool because we’ve never had one of those and they’re even more rare than black guys!
But just his luck, he’d bite Barack and then we’d have a black zombie Presidential candidate, which is even more of a minority. Poor McCain. All he wants is brains…and tax cuts for the wealthy! Same diff, really.
