Jul.30.2008 The July 30 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy now with actual content

So I’m going to try different stuff here to get you assholes to actually click the links I sweat over to provide for you. Today is an awesome faceplant bike clip. Tomorrow? Who knows!

-Hot chicks love McDonalds (w/ video)
-I don’t know who Carolina Ardohain is but she’s the hottest thing on the Internet today, guaranteed
-Women suck at driving
-Erie cheerleaders have much to offer

LINK OF THE DAY: All you need to know about beer bongs

-An extremely attractive Auburn football fan disrobes
-Dina Lohan gets kicked out of parties
-This year’s Olympics should be tranny-free
-Judge Judy didn’t take to yesterday’s earthquake well (w/ MUST SEE video)

-Job search Web site remind you of your misery
-The cuter the animal, the more brutal the death (w/ scientific graphiness)
-Why can’t Grid Girls have outfits that cover up their ample cleavage?
-Monkey and goat make sweet sweet love (w/ humorous unsexy video)

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May.19.2008 You may not be ready for UFC, sirs

Via MMAmania comes this extremely short fight from something called Legends of Fighting, ending in an embarrassing double knockout.

I really feel like this has to be fake. The guy on the right getting knocked out appears to have gotten knocked out in a way similar to how a Broadway performer would get “knocked out” in a performance of West Side Story. And like how bad do you have to be at your job for this to happen? I’ve always thought that getting hit and not like collapsing in a pathetic fashion was an important part of professional fighting. It’s like if I start a new job as a pirate and I come into work and not only do I not have a parrot, but also I’m Asian so I can’t say “Arrrrr” all the time because it comes off as “Alll” and everyone I interact with gets confused pretty quickly. It’s like “Whoa buddy, let’s get the fundamentals in place here.”