Aug.07.2008 The August 7 Hot Link Orgy

Here’s how to not ask a girl out. Ideally, you’d like to remain on your feet and not faceplant into a locker. The more you know.

-Woman on donkey fights off lion with machete…whaaaaaa
-O.J.’s butt boy Kato Kaelin continues to pull quality tail
-Monica Bellucci does not seem to age
-Bill O’Reilly’s wife boned Flavor Flav…who else could she have been with?

LINK OF THE DAY: Tree porn is hilarious (w/ video)

-Lauren Conrad got her hair did
-Sophie Monk has a hard time keeping her nipples down
-Christina Aguilera had questionably-real nude photos taken in 2004. Here they are. You know you need to click this, right? (NWS, obvs)
-The University of Florida is kind of a mess
-Joanna Krupa brings breasts, more breasts to Maxim

-New iPhone app to tout how rich you are costs $1000…well, I guess it delivers what it promises
-Denise Richards likes to pretend to be a bride
-Tuesday was National Underwear Day, who knew?
-Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders have an 80s quality to them

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