Nov.03.2008 The November 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a game show
How not to succeed at a game show
-Hot Latina girls in lingerie in Mexico’s Maxim
-The 10 sexiest Jessica Biel videos ever
-Sofia Vergara is one of my favorite women who’ve done nothing noteworthy
-A hot runner from this weekend’s NYC Marathon?
-That new Notorious BIG movie looks awful (video)
-Blake Lively is sexy dressed as a school girl
-Stupid things people said after Halloween
-John McCain appeared on SNL, was vaguely human (funny video)
-Former USC girls are now hot cougars
-Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles (funny picture)
-Manly bike for sale on Craigslist (funny)
-Saddest animal gif ever (funny picture)
-Helena Christensen: Attractive
-9 bulletproof excuses for not voting
-Hot South American female athletes do stuff
-Great collection of celebrities slutting it up on Halloween
-8 gadgets James Bond really needs
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Oct.28.2008 I miss you Jessica Biel
From the premiere of something called Easy Virtue in Rome…
I miss Jessica Biel being in the public eye. Wasn’t the last major thing she did that Chuck and Larry movie where Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretend to be gay but aren’t and instead learn a lesson about tolerance and friendship and accidental sodomy? Then again, when has she ACTUALLY done anything? She’s never done a good movie, she’s not particularly talented. Really, there’s no reason to care about her other than her fat ass.
But man, what an ass. Her backside looks like a camel wrapped in aluminum foil. I guess that is a talent of sorts.
May.27.2008 Jessica Biel is just a girl
At a Florida Marlins game this weekend…
You know what makes me sad? Reminders that women aren’t perfect. Oh I know you’d think with their emotional flexibility, logic, and ability to converse about a variety of things that women are totally unflappable. But then you see one without makeup and it’s like “What the fuck, you didn’t tell me you were part gargoyle?” Note to women: Please never do anything wrong and never fail to keep yourself looking like an airbrushed calendar model and we’re all good. Your imperfections remind me of how perfect I am and how I’ll never be able to find anyone who’s my equal. So let’s work on that together. And by together, I mean you, alone, in a room, while I try to sleep with your sister. Not my fault your mom couldn’t get enough of your father’s jizm.
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