Mar.07.2008 THE NEWS OF THE CENTURY!

Jerry Seinfeld is reportedly in talks to launch a new NBC show! And it’s supposed to be like Curb Your Enthusiasm! I am so excited, every sentence in this post will feature an exclamation point!

Sources tell PageSix.com that the 53-year-old comedian is in talks for a new series on his old net. The show is being pitched as “just like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but with Jerry, instead of Larry.”

We guess it’s better than a show about nothing!

The series, which is aiming for a June premiere, will be set in New York and will feature Jerry Seinfeld playing himself in an exaggerated reality. The whole thing is a bit confusing for us — if Larry David in Curb was what would have happened had Seinfeld been called Costanza, what happens when Seinfeld goes Curb?

It’s nice that a Jewish man can be successful in Hollywood. So refreshing to hear an unparalleled story of triumph like that.

Seriously though, this is phenomenal news. Those Bee Movie shorts weren’t too bad considering they were extremely obnoxious commercials for a movie I had no interest in. I just need Jerry back in my life. He keeps teasing me with it, appearing on an SNL or 30 Rock, being hilarious, then disappearing again. It’s like, jeez, just fuck me already Jerry. Uh, figuratively. Not literally. Although…

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