Jun.20.2008 Megan Fox is sassy

Jeremy Piven hit on Megan Fox. Aaaaand…failure.

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.

I think you have to admire Jeremy Piven’s “douchebag game”. He just plays the part of being so above it all. But it takes more than that to get to felch a sexy lass like Megan Fox. It takes skill, grace, and pizazz. Also a great career, endless charisma, and a real sense that you’re going places. Kind of like Brian Austin Green has.

That said, I love Megan Fox and would carry her children. Like, I’d allow her to implant a child in me like that Schwarzenegger movie where he opted to not blow up aliens violently but rather carry a parasitic lifeform in his stomach. I don’t remember how it ended, but I assumed he ended up fighting the thing called “baby” at the end in a violent bloodbath and some witty rejoiner like, “Looks like we have a fourth trimester abortion.” Man, movies are fun.

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Apr.10.2008 The April 10 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a bizarre tandem

–Why are Tyson Beckford and Jeremy Piven trolling for poon together? And why does Beckford have a red goatee? [Don Chavez]

–Mr. Belding is out and and about cavorting like a younger man. [NextRound]

–Catholics are not pleased with an ad by DC’s Metro transportation system with a Pope bobblehead. His head only bobbles near young men, I’ll have you know. [Mac G's World]

–The Colorado Rockies treat a Red Sox fan just like he should be treated (w/ video). [Busted Coverage]

–There are large breasted Italian girls in Texas. Who knew? [Hottest Girls of Myspace]