Oct.07.2008 Elle’s Women in Hollywood event had like every woman in Hollywood
From A-listers like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry to uh, negative Q listers like Jennie Garth and Katherine McPhee (below), every vagina in Hollywood came out for Elle’s 15th Tribute to Women in Hollywood last night.
Yeah girl power is all great and whatever, rah rah, but because this event was “for women”, no slutty outfits were unveiled. Just sensible, classy dresses that displayed no cleavage, legs, butt cleavage, hips, lower back tattoos, belly buttons, thighs, vaginal lips, or anuses. Not that many dresses show the latter other than the Elton John Collection, but still, there’s literally nothing hot about these photos.
Anyway if you like dumb women pretending they care about what Audrey Hepburn did a billion years ago, there are more photos below.
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Sep.23.2008 The September 23 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gymnastics
Today’s sign your set manager might hate your acrobatics act.
-Nicole Scherzinger is so hot. Seriously.
-Beach balls make everything more fun
-Jessica Alba has an awesome bikini body for a new mom
-Girls in bikinis play Tetris. Oddly mesmerizing (w/ video)
-The 10 hottest girls in sports movies (w/ well-done pic usage)
-Women are still awful drivers (w/ video)
-Sexual harass the right way, with this boob squeeze mousepad
-Myspace whore Crystal sure likes to get drunk and hook up with girls for cameras
-These Idaho University cheerleader uniforms were too sexy to keep wearing, apparently
-Jenny McCarthy’s sister Amy is hot too
-Mario should have never met the Ninja Turtles (awesome pic)
-12 sweet things to say to your girlfriend (note: saying these to your girlfriend may get you punched vigorously)
-Philly sports fans are whores (w/ video)
-Tricia Helfer is a sexy Canadian on Burn Notice
-Pamela Anderson is good at picking boyfriends
