Oct.07.2008 Elle’s Women in Hollywood event had like every woman in Hollywood
From A-listers like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry to uh, negative Q listers like Jennie Garth and Katherine McPhee (below), every vagina in Hollywood came out for Elle’s 15th Tribute to Women in Hollywood last night.
Yeah girl power is all great and whatever, rah rah, but because this event was “for women”, no slutty outfits were unveiled. Just sensible, classy dresses that displayed no cleavage, legs, butt cleavage, hips, lower back tattoos, belly buttons, thighs, vaginal lips, or anuses. Not that many dresses show the latter other than the Elton John Collection, but still, there’s literally nothing hot about these photos.
Anyway if you like dumb women pretending they care about what Audrey Hepburn did a billion years ago, there are more photos below.
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Sep.15.2008 The Nautica Malibu Triathlon has ruined so many fantasies
Everybody always goes crazy when a female athlete is attractive and I usually go, “Well, that’s cool I guess.” But maybe everyone is right, we should respect our attractive female athletes more because holy crap look at how awful these “attractive” celebrity women look when competing in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon this weekend.
No, that isn’t a resurrected Andre the Giant competing in the photo above, that’s actually Tiffani Thiessen. Upon seeing this photo, I immediately burned all my Saved by the Bell fan-fiction. I also felt oddly compelled to keep turning my See ‘N’ Say to the cow and just listen to what the cow says, but that’s neither here nor there.
More photos below…even the normally adorable Eliza Dushku kind of looks like a slob. And Anna Kournikova seems to have won the event (or been given a medal for her prize-winning beach pokies), but I can’t confirm or deny that because all the news about it seems to stem from that sloppy teapot shaped Jennifer Lopez actually competing the event. Ugh. If you’re looking for a control in your Levitra clinical testings, click the photos after Anna Kournikova below. In fairness, Cindy Crawford had the good grace to not compete and stay made up like a normal woman but whatever, she’s old so she’s lumped in with the rest. Take THAT, famous supermodel!
L to R: Anna Kournikova (x2), Jennifer Lopez (x2), Tiffani “Moo Cow” Thiessen (x2, w/ bonus Zack Morris sighting!), Eliza Dushku (x2), Felicity Huffman, Cindy Crawford
Jul.16.2008 The July 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with sexy birdies
-The hottest female golfers of 2008 (physically hot, not careerwise, thank God)
-Subways could stand to be this exciting all the time
-Olivia Wilde once made out with Mischa Barton on The OC. Now she is being photographed
-The Karate Kid was kind of a pussy (w/ video)
-Gisele Bundchen will wear assless shorts for a camera
-Dania Ramirez and Kim Kardashian could make beautiful music at the VH1 Awards
-The Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders are causing a stir with their scandalous photos
-Where are these Viral Video stars now? (w/ video)
-J-Lo has nanny problems, a big ass
