Mar.27.2008 JC Chasez and Chace Crawford totally aren’t dating
When I’m not dating another man, I like to do things like JC Chasez. Be photographed publicly in couple-y shots, or of him going to my cabana, or going on Ryan Seacrest’s show to tell people I’m not a ‘mo.
“For the record, we’re both straight,” Chasez declared. “We’re not dating.”
Chasez — who called Crawford a “super nice guy” — said he understands why people may think they’re an item.
“The only time people usually see us together is in some type of photograph, so they just assume that it’s like that,” he said.
“If I’m dating a girl and I’m standing next to another girl, I’m having an affair,” Chasez went on.
“So now, since there hasn’t been any of that smoke out there, if I’m hanging out with a guy, they’re going to make up a rumor.
“It’s just stupid.”
He also added, “Sure his cum tastes like sweet gum drops, but just because I like to hang out with a guy, get photographed with him, then have loads of his semen dripped into my mouth, that doesn’t mean you guys get to continue your rumor-mongering.”
It just seems like a really poor denial. You’re a couple of handsome twink-looking gentlemen who enjoy each other’s company. Just release a sex tape and see what happens. That’s really a panacea for any solution. Sleep with the person you’re linked with, film it, sell it. Stage 3: Profit. Simple! If you think the gays wouldn’t line up around the block to watch Chace Crawford get pounded, you’re mistaken. Never has someone with rosey cheeks being stripped down been so anticipated since I first encountered a Raggedy Ann doll.
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Mar.25.2008 Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are totally boning
What happens when two somewhat famous closeted twinks in Chace Crawford and JC Chasez get together? Magic! And recorded assumed buttsex.
Chace Crawford, the Gossip Girl star so pretty that one bat of his lashes is enough to instantly knock crowds of his tweenage fanbase clear unconscious, has been linked quite a bit lately to former NSYNC member JC Chasez. Not even a suspiciously timed and worded Page Six item describing the actor as being “surrounded by women” seemed to quell the rumors regarding these frequent bunk buddies. Now, via cameraphone-equipped operative, we bring you this latest addition to the Defamer Citizen Paparazzi files. It’s an eyewitness account of what Chase and J.C. (can we just give them a celebrity couple’s name already? Chésee it is!) were up to over this unseasonably warm L.A. weekend:
Spotted at the Roosevelt pool, Friday PM:
Pretty boy Chace Crawford darting to the bar from a private cabana. No one seemed to notice but upon further inspection, there was quite the little boys party going in the cabana–JC Chasez hiding out and Chace running around getting drinks. The two were in very different bathing suits–JC in his DG mankini and Chace in his best hetero pair of boardshorts–and later changed into a casual jeans & t-shirt look.
Well, I said many moons ago that Chace Crawford is clearly a gay boy in the midst of a PR campaign to make him look straight. So really the point of this point is how awesome I am.
But the other point is that if you’re a gay celebrity, just be a gay guy. Like I dunno, if I were a young gay boy, I’d be annoyed because where are the gay role models for me to model my dicksuckery after? Or at least get the courage to tell my doting mother that I like a feeling similar to getting cream puffs squeezed out onto my back while sitting on a baseball bat? Be who you are, dammit. For the lil people!
