Nov.14.2008 The November 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with football
That’s what a man breaking his collarbone looks like. Not as nice as being tickled by a model.
-I did another article for DoubleViking - The 5 Hottest Animated Ladies of Disney. You must read it
-Comedians attack people. With words (funny video)
-College cheerleader showdown!
-Naked streaker jukes a fat policeman (funny video)
-Barack Obama is the real life James Bond (funny pic)
-A montage of cute girls farting (funny video..perhaps oddly arousing)
-Hilarious drunk James Brown interview (funny video)
-9 TV shows that didn’t stand a chance
-Drunk whore fails at using the bathroom (funny video)
-Ten memorable failed suicide attempts in movies
-Uhhh…slutty ninja turtle? (funny/sexy pic)
-Victoria’s Secret girls pose in bikinis
-Jennifer Aniston is still pretty fucking hot in these bikini pics
-Jasmine Dustin is hot, brunette, and has amazing eyes. And breasts. But the eyes, wow
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Nov.07.2008 The November 7 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dry ice
Kid gets a dry ice bomb to the face. That’ll end well
-I wrote an article for DoubleViking so you must check it out…The 5 Hottest Celeb Chicks Who You Know Are All Natural
-Gemma Atkinson is very sexy in little uniforms
-And the 10 hottest Gemma Atkinson videos ever (what can I say, I like the chick)
-Sexy Latina twins!
-The 13 most absurdly named Bond girls
-The Houston Texans have hot twin cheerleaders
-Olga Kurylenko wears lingerie for a French mag
-Collien Fernandes has nothing but tape around her boobs
-Which NBA team has the hottest dancers (many pics)
-Kate Winslet shows the goods for Vanity Fair
-The hottest sideline reporter in the world wears a bikini
-The KKK gives up racism for bird watching (hilarious video)
-Sexy teen murder lake (funny video)
-Hot blonde chick nearly nude and writhing on the sand
-Friday’s Striptease video (hot video)
-The 10 hottest movie badasses
-Never forget the sexy anti-semite New England Patriots cheerleader
Nov.03.2008 The November 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a game show
How not to succeed at a game show
-Hot Latina girls in lingerie in Mexico’s Maxim
-The 10 sexiest Jessica Biel videos ever
-Sofia Vergara is one of my favorite women who’ve done nothing noteworthy
-A hot runner from this weekend’s NYC Marathon?
-That new Notorious BIG movie looks awful (video)
-Blake Lively is sexy dressed as a school girl
-Stupid things people said after Halloween
-John McCain appeared on SNL, was vaguely human (funny video)
-Former USC girls are now hot cougars
-Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles (funny picture)
-Manly bike for sale on Craigslist (funny)
-Saddest animal gif ever (funny picture)
-Helena Christensen: Attractive
-9 bulletproof excuses for not voting
-Hot South American female athletes do stuff
-Great collection of celebrities slutting it up on Halloween
-8 gadgets James Bond really needs
Oct.30.2008 Gemma Arterton celebrated the new Bond film by almost showing cooch
From the world premiere of the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace in London.
See, it’s just kind of unfair. Like yes, Gemma Arterton looks great in this dress. She’s beautiful, has a phenomenal body, whatever. But instead of thinking about what a kickass movie this is going to be, I’m trying to use telekinesis to try to generate enough wind to blow up her cocktease of a skirt a little bit. It’s just distracting.
On the plus side, more women should dress like Vegas showgirls who work as whores on the side. It’s good for the economy. More blood sent to penises = more money spent on dates = more kids = more toys and baby food = more jobs = more Mexicans = Me buying more burritos. The system works!
Jun.30.2008 The Quantum of Solace trailer leaked
James Bond has a new movie coming out November 7th and, through the magic of the Internet, the trailer has somehow appeared online. Unfortunately, Sony is hellbent on taking it down, but this version was put up with a description in Spanish, so there’s no way they’ll figure it out.
I’m pretty gay for James Bond, to the point where I took a class on the films in college (that class was informally subtitled “How Chris Saw James Bond Movies for Accreditation from a Major University). But I’m kind of confused by this movie title. It sounds something that some kid with long black bangs would call his livejournal. Or perhaps an advanced math problem. If they call the next movie A Hyperbola with Vengeance, I’m going to be a little conflicted. Because I hate math, but I love murder. Which is why I can never be an assassin…too much trigonometry.
Oh so yeah the only “quantum” I know of is Quantum Leap with Scott Dracula or whatever his name was. It was pretty inspirational that a vampire subdued his animalistic thirst for blood long enough to have a fairly successful sci-fi TV show.
