Oct.23.2008 The October 23 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with potato shooting
Note to self: Potato guns are painful.
-Playboy U had an awesome wet t-shirt contest
-Police cockblock a stalker’s chances with Beyonce
-Martina Colombari is a former Miss Italy
-Even more hot military babes
-Top 10 celebrities who need to do a nude scene already
-The 5 defining characteristics of 1980s high school movie villain
-Claudette Ortiz: Hot and spicy
-<3 Katrina Bowden
-Nicole Negrin wears a bikini well
-So is it sexy time for college girls yet?
-Holly Madison is less relevant when she’s wearing clothes
-Sexy maids! (video)
-Career Builder releases sexy ad, gets in trouble (video)
-Marissa Miller is so hot in the newest Complex
-Meagan Good has a whole lot of ass in tight pants
-Colt McCoy’s girlfriend: hot
-Sara Jean Underwood poses on her bed
-Jenna Dewan is purdy
Find the Jonas Brothers Tour Dates and Madonna Tour Dates at Vividseats.com! We sell Concert Tickets like Avril Lavigne Concert Tickets and Theater Tickets to the hottest shows, such as The Lion King and Wicked.
Oct.09.2008 This is what pregnancy looks like, Carmen Electra?
From the Italian premiere of Disaster Movie, a country where they love pasta, water taxis, and big breasts promoting shitty parody.
So according to our friend Zack Taylor at Hot or Not Gossip, Carmen Electra is now pregnant. And while the gift of life is beautiful or whatever insomuchas you bloat up and look like a house typically, maybe I’ve been approaching it all wrong. If there’s a chance you look like that, pictured above and below, after getting this living organism growing inside of you, maybe my girlfriend just saved herself a swift kick to the stomach.
Sep.16.2008 The September 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a man in a kangaroo suit
Watch this guy in a kangaroo suit jump around and fuck with various people
-Diora Baird is busty and not shy
-The girls of SUNY Binghamton are drunk and slutty
-Jenna Dewan is in a bikini, but is she hot or not?
-Miss Italy is attractive
-Kato Kaelin is still pulling tail at Playboy Mansion parties
-Megan Fox: Greatest woman of all time?
-New England Patriot cheerleaders show off fine booty at the beach
-Loser kid scolds mean commenters (w/ video)
-Dumb German kid floods an arena with beer
-Strip aerobics: A fine way to take off the freshman 15
-Yet another bad tattoo idea
-Top 10 pukings caught in the act
Jul.25.2008 Legos heal the wounds of Italian town
The Italians are known for shitty construction (I’m looking at YOU Tower of Pisa) but this is a new low. Some German “artist” douche put Legos in the holes in buildings in an Italian town.
Crumbling walls in Italian town Bocchignano are being repaired — with Lego Bricks.
Sporting the denim overalls and checked shirt for this village was German artist Jan Vormann, whose approach centered on finding walls with missing bricks and replacing them with the colorful children’s building material.
The wacky artist was surprised to find how perfect the bricks fit the bill.
“At first I thought it would be a complicated procedure to fit the pieces,” Vormann said. “But as it turned out, the bigger plastic pieces were compatible with the smaller ones, and the Lego held itself in place without any glue whatsoever.”
However, the 25-year-old did admit that the colorful construction could not last forever.
“I tried to apply some glue, but, on the dusty patina of the stone, it would not stick,” Vormann said. “So I decided to just put them up like this, aware of the fact of erosion and the influence of weather.”
You may be shocked to learn that Legos in the brick walls of buildings aren’t a great idea. You may as well repair the walls with positive thinking or hobo cum, all the while making the same “artistic” vision of the temporary nature of life as well as how hard it is to be an artist and not eat the vat of hobo cum you’re using for repairs.
I’m also sick of Lego invading aspect of my life. These buildings, our superheroes, they even have their own independent nation within the United States borders! When do we say “no more”? When Lego Mussolini comes in and demands our blood? We must stop the Lego menace before it destroys us all!
