Jul.30.2008 Kendra Wilkinson is inappropriately dressed for the golf course
I don’t know what charm schools Hugh Hefner sends his whores to, but this is absurd. Check out these shots from Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic. Oh, and she also said stuff there.
“We are three very different people — we’re doing very different things with our lives and we don’t step on each other’s toes,” she told Pop Tarts at Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Golf Tournament in California on Tuesday. “If we all wanted the same thing it wouldn’t have worked, because that’s where all the drama would have started, but we’re like the Spice Girls — I’m the sporty one. We are on different roads and they don’t intersect. We don’t spend time together every day — girls just can’t do that.”
But it seems as though Kendra’s road might be leading her away from the iconic Playboy Mansion sometime soon. After five years hopping about, she admitted that she is getting ready to swap parties for parenting.
“I was only 18 when I first moved in and I’ve grown up so much. I really have a new light on my life,” Wilkinson said. “I’ve been thinking a lot about marriage and kids; I don’t care about going crazy and partying anymore. I’m focused on the real life things, my future. That’s who I am now.”
Translation: “I’m tired of having Hef’s Turkish taffy balls on my chin and would prefer a musician or athlete to pay for my expensive lifestyle while my body begins its steady slide downhill.” And who could blame her? I’d be tired of wiping apple sauce off Hef’s cheek too. Or worrying about his hip breaking and me having to split his fortune with his other girlfriends (and that stupid real “wife” of his).
Who would have her though? Golf is a game of classy gentlemen in knickers. She’s making a mockery of that sport, bouncing around, jiggling all over. Leave that to the pros, Wilkinson. Like John Daly.
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