Oct.14.2008 The October 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gunfire
Way to shoot a gun, blondie.
-How to spot fake boobs, with helpful sexy images
-Cougar or not? Fun quiz
-Stacy Keibler is smoking hot in the new Maxim
-Even more on the Sarah Palin porno
-Maxim’s Hometown Hottiest: Celebrity look-alike edition
-Bar Rafaeli in lingerie!
-The Big Ball Workout looks like fun. Mostly because of the booty involved (video)
-Delightful cleavage
-Hugh Hefner seems to be enjoying many new hoes
-Katy Perry’s bringing huge breasts to the MTV Europe Awards
-Anna Semenovich’s hands can’t quite cup all of her goodness
-Tom Green teaches Xzibit how to freestyle (video)
-How to pick up chicks (funny video)
-Translated rap battle (funny video)
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Oct.13.2008 The October 13 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with Dangerous Minds
Reminder: Don’t wake up a sleepy black man.
-The USC Song Girls celebrate 40 years of jailbait excellence
-Brandy Dahl is a fine fitness model
-Sophie Monk is see-through
-Best detention slip ever
-Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends seem nice, twin-like
-Carin Ashley is the hottest girl I’m linking to today
-Thandie Newton is the Hottie-in-Chief
-The most embarrassing walks of shame
-Porn star or celebrity?
-Johnny Knoxville’s gonna rassle
-Make a Hot Girl Laugh: Gay guy v. straight guy (funny video)
-Anna Paquin broke the boobs out on True Blood last night. I was stunned. Aroused. Stunned.
-Meg Ryan looks like the Joker now
-The Best of Entourage’s Ari Gold (w/ video)
Aug.14.2008 Anna Faris is on the cover of Playboy for not being naked
One may think that, based upon the number of vitriolic posts about Playboy today that Hugh Hefner peed in my cereal or something, but they just suck today. Exhibit A: Anna Faris is on the cover of the new issue, but not naked. At all.
While Faris doesn’t appear nude in Playboy, she actually told me recently she was definitely tempted to strip down for the mag.
“I felt really sexy,” she told me of the shoot. “I found myself totally getting into it. I was like, ‘Let’s just take it all off.’ ” (Her publicist convinced her otherwise.)
No surprise, but Faris wears body-bearing barely there outfits for most of the flick.
“I was working out hard,” Faris said about getting in shape for the flick. “My boyfriend was like, ‘Baby, you got to eat. You’re losing your butt.’ ”
The House Bunny is the first full-length feature allowed to shoot at Hugh Hefner’s legendary Playboy Mansion. “It was my first time there,” Faris said. “It was surreal. There were randomly placed jars of baby oil but no babies that I knew of…It was great: peacocks, monkeys, hot girls and old men in pajamas! It was awesome.”
That’s all well and good that she felt sexy and ready to go but what the fuck Playboy, let’s get your act together. Having an attractive chick on the cover and not having her nude (which, if you’ll recall, got Playboy sued before) is just false advertising. It’s like if I buy a car magazine and find out that the sexy convertible on the front isn’t really a convertible, but two midgets with a body kit on top of their heads. It’s like, yeah I guess this is still cool, but not exactly what I was expecting when I judged your book by its cover.
Anna Faris is cute and funny though, which confuses my penis. I hear if you laugh while ejaculating, your brain flies out of your ear. Or an angel gets its wings. One of the two.
[Derby tip for story to FilmDrunk, always worth a daily read]
Aug.14.2008 Playboy parties are officially over
Hugh Hefner sure parties a lot for someone who’s quickly looking uncannily like the Cryptkeeper. But no more, says Fox News, he’s calling off any future Playboy-subsidized parties at the Playboy Mansion.
It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.
Fellow girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were nowhere to be seen at last Thursday’s EA Madden NFL ‘09 Game Launch party at West Hollywood’s STK. And the Playboy founder clearly only had eyes for Madison as they canoodled in the back VIP booth, with Holly very much in her element and laughing a lot more than usual (for once she didn’t have to share her man).
After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.
A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”
I can’t say I know, per se, but I have a pretty logical guess. Holly Madison in a black dress pretending that her life has been irrevocably altered over the casket of some senile old asshole in a smoking jacket. Yeah okay Fictional Future Holly Madison, I’m sure you’re going to miss those dangly old balls in your face or the agony that comes when you see Hef popping a little blue pill, knowing that in mere hours, you’re going to have to have these Sharpei-skinned mess on top of you or you’re going to have to mount him and risk grinding his fragile hip bones into a powder. Truly a heartbreaking moment.
Jul.30.2008 Kendra Wilkinson is inappropriately dressed for the golf course
I don’t know what charm schools Hugh Hefner sends his whores to, but this is absurd. Check out these shots from Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic. Oh, and she also said stuff there.
“We are three very different people — we’re doing very different things with our lives and we don’t step on each other’s toes,” she told Pop Tarts at Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Golf Tournament in California on Tuesday. “If we all wanted the same thing it wouldn’t have worked, because that’s where all the drama would have started, but we’re like the Spice Girls — I’m the sporty one. We are on different roads and they don’t intersect. We don’t spend time together every day — girls just can’t do that.”
But it seems as though Kendra’s road might be leading her away from the iconic Playboy Mansion sometime soon. After five years hopping about, she admitted that she is getting ready to swap parties for parenting.
“I was only 18 when I first moved in and I’ve grown up so much. I really have a new light on my life,” Wilkinson said. “I’ve been thinking a lot about marriage and kids; I don’t care about going crazy and partying anymore. I’m focused on the real life things, my future. That’s who I am now.”
Translation: “I’m tired of having Hef’s Turkish taffy balls on my chin and would prefer a musician or athlete to pay for my expensive lifestyle while my body begins its steady slide downhill.” And who could blame her? I’d be tired of wiping apple sauce off Hef’s cheek too. Or worrying about his hip breaking and me having to split his fortune with his other girlfriends (and that stupid real “wife” of his).
Who would have her though? Golf is a game of classy gentlemen in knickers. She’s making a mockery of that sport, bouncing around, jiggling all over. Leave that to the pros, Wilkinson. Like John Daly.
