Mar.11.2008 Hayden Panettiere doesn’t think she’s fat, is fat

Let’s be honest, you don’t care about Hayden Panettiere’s body image. Neither do I. But let’s pretend for a minute.

So maybe she isn’t Gisele Bundchen or Kate Moss.

Hayden Panettiere is OK with that.

“I don’t have a model’s body,” the Heroes star, 18, admits in the April issue of Cosmopolitan. “But I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know.”

When it comes to choosing a mate, Panettiere (who’s currently dating co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 30) wants a man equally level-headed.

“I need somebody who is very secure,” she says. “In this business, I’m constantly standing next to gorgeous people.

“My job is to make out with [attractive] men. Like, hello, who wouldn’t be completely threatened by that?” she adds.“But, at the end of the day, you have to realize that it’s a job.”

Maybe you should try eating less pies and then you’ll be just as attractive as any of those boys. You big fatso. What are you, 5′2 and 110? Jesus. Go throw up. You disgust me. Though I can’t deny your acting abilities. I loved your work with James Cromwell in Babe.

And oh what a difficult job, hooking up with attractive people in a magical world of make believe. Welcome to my days at Model University. We didn’t study much and we read even less, but we hooked up and we hooked up hard. Or at least the models did and I watched them and masturbated while using my tears as lubricant. It’s like a threesome with less cooties!

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