From some hot dog place in California…

This is like finding out that not only does Santa Clause not exist, but that the man with the flowing white beard who used to appear in my house and eat all my cookies was not only having sex with my mom, but also draining my college funds, shitting in my bathroom and not flushing, and facefucking me while I dreamed of that awesome new Nintendo game. I hear in this game there are pixel-y graphics and you jump on things! It’s a real keeper!

[WWTDD is owed gratitude]

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I said I’m not doing the Hot Link Orgy this week but there are some awesome links I can’t squeeze in any other way.

–Audrina Patridge from The Hills did a test shoot for Playboy and she’s RIDICULOUSLY hot. Way hotter than in clothes, actually. [WWTDD]

–Twins take their love of milk to the next level. [Tasty Booze]

–Hilary Duff is looking absurdly hot lately. [On205th]

–Eliot Spitzer’s slut Kristen was a Girls Gone Wild girl. [The Superficial]

–Hope Dworaczyk is absurdly hot too. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Donald Trump loves hiring naked underaged girls. [IDLYITW]

–Important tools for crafting your NCAA bracket. [Losers with Socks]

–All the green St. Patrick’s Day NBA jerseys you ever need to see. [Mac Gs World]

–There are many reasons to dislike Burberry. [Brahsome]