Oct.24.2008 Hayden Panettiere flashed her underwear to Ellen
From yesterday’s episode of Ellen (presumably subtitled: “The Greatest Day of Ellen DeGeneres’ Life”).
Based on the second photo below and Ellen’s hungry eyes in it, I’d can just imagine how the pitch meeting for this portion of the interview went.
“Ellen, Hayden Panettiere is going to show off a pair of your boxers on the sh..”
“FUCKING BOOK IT MARTY! FUCKING BOOK IT NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE IN HALF AND EAT ITS SUPPLE INSIDES LIKE THE HALVES OF YOUR FACE WERE LABIA.”
I think Hayden Panettiere is a lesbian, personally. I’ve seen sexier undergarments in the kids section of the Sears catalog. And how.
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Sep.18.2008 The September 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with superlative dancing
Dancefail
-This is just an awesome Web site with chicks, boobs (these two features may be related), and good links. Worth your time
-Young Kelly Brook was smoking hot
-Objectifying the college girls of the Big 10
-HOTTEST AMPUTEE EVERRRRRR
-Aubrey O’Day is a sexy, busty, mess of a human being
-Name the celebrity cameltoe!
-Daniela Cicarelli is a WAG superstar..ess
-Blake Likely’s boobs are trying to escape from their cloth shackles
-The Eagles’ DeSean Jackson has a history of assholery
-Rating the Ryder Cup wives
-Canadian PSAs are fucked up (w/ video)
-What if girls thought like guys (w/ video)
-Hayden Panettiere’s cleavage is doing well for itself
-This store knows proper drug etiquette
Aug.27.2008 The August 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with flying gymnast fists
Olympic starlet Alicia Sacramone is a menace to society…don’t ever let her punch you in the face, like this dude
-The 5 best drunk women at baseball games (w/ video)
-Stacy Keibler has legs, an awareness of how to use them
-5 movies Vin Diesel didn’t totally suck in. Boiler Room may or may not be featured 5 times
-Danielle Lloyd flashed her ass around in the classiest way possible (NSFW ads)
-Women in 80s workout videos had a certain charm (w/ video)
-Hayden Panettiere swam around in a bikini and perhaps slipped a nip
-Some of the absolute worst fight scenes of all time (w/ video)
-Nokia’s new phone is pretty badass
-Gamers are doing really weird, phallic things with the new Spore video game
-Fight over bananas ends in a father chopping off his son’s hand
-More hilarity with exercise balls: A kid gets smashed in the face in this one (w/ video)
-5 essentials for tailgating
Aug.21.2008 The August 21 Hot Link Orgy (w/ a free product giveaway)
The hottest orgy with goods and services
This isn’t an ad buy or anything but it’s a nice way for me to give you something free for being someone who reads my drivel. Axe’s PR folks are giving away Axe Detailers (it’s like a less gay loofa) to my readers and, after receiving mine with some body wash yesterday), I have to say it’s pretty solid. So here’s what you do:
Go to their Facebook page and post on the page’s wall. Leave a wall post saying “I Need a Detailer” with a link to this post and they’ll get one out to you. Pretty simple. My gift to you. On to the links!
-Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh win gold and get wet
-Michael Phelps pulls some quality vagina
-The 5 most annoying things to hate about NYC public transportation
-The top 25 MMA knockouts of all time (w/ video)
-Nicole Scherzinger wears a bikini and can really fill it out
-What happened to Zack Morris’s hair?
-Cheryl Tweedy performs in particularly whorish attire
-Everyone’s trying to buy Hayden Panettiere’s bikini bottoms
-Colorado State cheerleaders sure know how to show off their bare asses (with NWS pics)
-Usain Bolt is a rockstar right now, is the NFL next?
-The anatomy of the Facebook profile photo
-Your mom is kind of an embarrassing bar whore (w/ video)
Aug.19.2008 The August 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with mac and cheese
A little NWS but no nudity. Note: this is totally a viral marketing video for that shitty movie College (note the poster behind her head), but whatever it’s kind of cool.
-Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn got her boobs massaged (video)
-The many benefits of having Kyle Orton as your starting QB
-Even more Olympic beach volleyball photos of girl’s butts
-A floating beer cooler will make your impending drunken drowning much more convenient
-Kelly Brook makes a bikini proud
-Maria Korinthou is the International Babe of the Day
-Christine likes cars, showing off cleavage
-Andie Valentino is in lingerie
-Christina Applegate fought that cancer off quickly
-Yeah, Bangkok Dangerous is going to suck
-Hayden Panettiere looks good in some magazine
-Disney meets Sin CityD
Aug.11.2008 Eva Longoria and Hayden Panettiere went out
These photos are from something called the “Whaleman Foundation Benefit Dinner,” an event seemingly named for helping whales but it could also be named for Eva Longoria’s expanding waistline. Why do women always have to try to be so coy when they’re pregnant, like I’m not going to be able to tell or something. Even if I’m not totally sure, you’re still taking a trip to ol’ Doc Marten just to be safe, so you might as well just come clean. It’s better for everyone involved.
Aug.06.2008 Hayden Panettiere is braless, sort of meaty
From the set of Heroes, a show which is apparently less about sandwiches than I realized and more about douchebags doing things I can’t do.
I’m not like the biggest Hayden Panettiere fan though I think at times she looks attractive. This is not one of those times. Yes her lack of a bra is distracting but I find it even more distracting that she’s built like a Russian pommel horse champion from the Soviet Bloc era. Her arms look like delicious hams. And I promised my girlfriend that my days of sexing hams were over. Other than that Christmas ham from last year. Sure, everyone saw us. But it felt so right. And whatever, it needed to be glazed anyway.
