Nov.03.2008 The November 3 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a game show

How not to succeed at a game show

-Hot Latina girls in lingerie in Mexico’s Maxim
-The 10 sexiest Jessica Biel videos ever
-Sofia Vergara is one of my favorite women who’ve done nothing noteworthy
-A hot runner from this weekend’s NYC Marathon?

-That new Notorious BIG movie looks awful (video)
-Blake Lively is sexy dressed as a school girl
-Stupid things people said after Halloween
-John McCain appeared on SNL, was vaguely human (funny video)
-Former USC girls are now hot cougars

-Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles (funny picture)
-Manly bike for sale on Craigslist (funny)
-Saddest animal gif ever (funny picture)
-Helena Christensen: Attractive

-9 bulletproof excuses for not voting
-Hot South American female athletes do stuff
-Great collection of celebrities slutting it up on Halloween
-8 gadgets James Bond really needs

Tags: Blake Lively, Cougars, Girls I Would Copulate With, Halloween, Hot Link Orgy, James Bond, Jessica Biel, John McCain, Mexico, Sarah Palin, SNL, Terminator, Video

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Nov.03.2008 The Pussycat Dolls surprised the world on Halloween

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From some bullshit event they were “hosting” over the weekend.

Now here’s the problem with dressing like a complete and utter whore all year round…you shock and disappoint everyone by somehow appearing to be dressed conservatively at Halloween. The only way the Pussycat Dolls could have possibly upped their usual slutitude for a Halloween costume would have been if their costume included a hole to show off their vaginas and a retractable series of cocks (a pulley-based system I’m working on right now…PATENT PENDING!).

I do have to commend the black one for her costume. It’s hard to pull off dressing like Angelina Jolie, but she really pulled it off.

Tags: Angelina Jolie, Celebrity, Costumes, Girls I Would Copulate With, Halloween, Pussycat Dolls

Oct.31.2008 Mariah Carey is fighting fires while half naked

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From her Halloween party in NYC…

See now this is why celebrities are silly. Yes, that’s an awesome authentic costume, it really looks like a firefighter’s uniform. But there’s no way she can fight fires like that. She’d get burned as soon as she approaches the flames! She knows NOTHING about fire safety. In fact, if a real firefighter dressed like that, they’d probably get a citation for improper wardrobe at work! These celebrities, man. No respect for anything.

She’d also have to be very careful near the flames since her stomach would catch fire pretty quickly. Oh, that’s not a whale blubber corset? Oh.

Tags: Celebrity, Costumes, Girls I Would Copulate With, Halloween, Mariah Carey

Oct.31.2008 The October 31 Hot Link Orgy

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The hottest orgy with shaved eyebrows

Don’t ever make important eyebrow decisions when drunk

-An awesome collection of girls in slutty Halloween costumes
-..but not quite as slutty as hot girls with painted on costumes
-5 movies and TV shows this election has ruined forever
-The Hadron collider blows Audrina Patridge’s mind (video)
-Complete iPhone fail (funny picture)

-Best Halloween video ever? Perhaps (funny video)
-Denise Milani is exploding out of a pink top
-YOU NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO (It involves Hamsters and a Piano)
-Olivia Munn interviews herself about wearing bikinis (sexyyyy)

-10 appearances by porn stars in mainstream movies
-Father gives kid gun, kid shoots him (video)
-Pro: Slutty Halloween
-The 13 worst mythical creatures

-A thin line between costume success and failure
-Heidi Klum has got milk
-Vikki Blows has a phenomenal 2009 calendar
-Five video games chicks can play
-Serious book report fail (funny picture)

Tags: Audrina Patridge, Bikinis, Costumes, Girls I Would Copulate With, Halloween, Heidi Klum, Hot Link Orgy, Olivia Munn, Video games, Vikki Blows

Oct.31.2008 Kim Kardashian looks kinda hot as Wonder Woman

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From some bullshit event where celebrities wear costumes in advance of Halloween so people write about them on Halloween.

I hate to say it because I think she’s kind of ridiculously overrated as a “hot chick” but she looks pretty fucking good in this costume. It really accentuates everything that needs to be accentuated and hides everything that doesn’t need to be accentuated (for example, the black spandex hides the neverending train of black cock going inside of her). I wholeheartedly approve.

Then again, you could probably dress any sub-150 pound girl in a Wonder Woman costume and you’d be like “Yeahhhh lasso me up baby.” I’m pretty sure that even if Cloris Leachman threw the costume on I’d be like “Mmmm I like dat. Tell me mo’ about about dat Great Depression boo.”