Oct.08.2008 The October 8 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with corn

Rachael Ray really likes corn. Like, really really.

-Angelina Jolie may need extra help to stay hot
-Halle Berry is the 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire. She brings out boobs to celebrate
-Yvonne Strahovski had the sexiest photoshoot for Self ever
-Thongs are prevalent on South American TV (w/ video)

-No shirt can contain Salma Hayek
-Ali Landry needs to make a comeback
-Anna Faris is purdy
-John McCain said “my friends” 21 times during the debate

-Comedy.com goes to the Pirates II porn premiere (funny video)
-People want to buy Shea Stadium toilet signs for lots of money? Really?
-The 7 best NBA TV shows
-Jodie Marsh has no shame
-Awesome usage of racism at this KFC!

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Oct.07.2008 Elle’s Women in Hollywood event had like every woman in Hollywood

From A-listers like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry to uh, negative Q listers like Jennie Garth and Katherine McPhee (below), every vagina in Hollywood came out for Elle’s 15th Tribute to Women in Hollywood last night.

Yeah girl power is all great and whatever, rah rah, but because this event was “for women”, no slutty outfits were unveiled. Just sensible, classy dresses that displayed no cleavage, legs, butt cleavage, hips, lower back tattoos, belly buttons, thighs, vaginal lips, or anuses. Not that many dresses show the latter other than the Elton John Collection, but still, there’s literally nothing hot about these photos.

Anyway if you like dumb women pretending they care about what Audrey Hepburn did a billion years ago, there are more photos below.