Feb.29.2008 Angelina Jolie feeds her child penis

You know what’s awesome? That title is totally misleading. She bought some gum for her kid that says I Heart Penis. Take that Angelina Jolie! Our rivalry is renewed!

The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled “I [Heart] My Penis.”

“[Angelina] laughed and bought it,” a witness told Us.

Whatever, I feed little boys tons of penis all the time and I don’t get an article on US Magazine about it.

See kids, sometimes it’s the easiest joke that’s the most effective. Hooray pedophelia!

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