Apr.14.2009 Lindsay Lohan is looking for love
I suck at setting up skits but here we go…what would it look like if single starlet Lindsay Lohan ditched the blow long enough to make an eHarmony profile? Why, I think it might look a little something like this:
It’s hard for a celebrity to find a meaningful relationship with someone since they’re always so insulated from society. And when they’re out in public and someone can actually strike up a meaningful dialogue, how can you know if they’re genuinely interested in you as a person instead of your fame? I’d think that if you have such social cache, having a man like myself wanting you primarily for your sweet jugs is probably a welcome change.
Anyway, here’s to hoping this leads to something of a Lindsay Lohan rebirth where she gets her image and understands that the best way to repair it is to not take herself too seriously. Or that she ends up making a sex tape, as has been rumored. Either way, I’d be pretty content.
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Apr.13.2009 The April 13 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with cats
You do not want to cross this cat on the left. He will hunt you down and kill you.
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-Raccoons know how to PARTY (vid)
-Perhaps the worst National Anthem performance ever
-Minnesota Vikings’ Adrian Peterson was a beast even in high school (vid)
-Some guy grabbed a chick’s boob during yesterday’s Masters golf coverage. It’s not funny. Unless set to 1970s porn video (funny vid)
-The 10 greatest celebrity meltdowns of all time
-The top 10 cartoon icons of all time
-Miley Cyrus’s funniest and creeipiest fan sings (vid)
-The Dork Yearbook is something you need to be made aware of (funny pics)
-Milwaukee Brewers and Chicago Cubs fans attempt to outdouche each other
-The most horrific work training video you’ll ever see (funny vid)
-The 5 most awkward Kool Aid ads (vid)
-What to do when your friend makes you look like a dick in front of women
-The 5 best holidays to drink
girls
-Miranda Kerr looks better skipping around in her underwear than you do. I’d assume.
-Silvia Colloca: Italian hotness
-My love of South American girls continues to be proven brilliant
-I like Claudia Borges’s hat
-Courtney Anne is a hot Myspace girl
-Olivia Munn: Slutty astronaut
-Anita Dark wears tasteful nightgowns
-Holly Weber wears a sheer white shirt well
Apr.10.2009 The April 10 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with hoops
The flukiest basketball shot you have ever seen. Guaranteed.
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-Probably the funniest Onion headline/story I’ve seen in a while
-This 22 year-old just became Mayor. WTF are you doing with your life
-The 10 funniest CNN bloopers of all time
-8 female fighting game characters with serious unfair advantages
-Top 10 adrenaline junkies ever (with some cool vids)
-The everyday lives of superheroes
-Britney Spears stops a concert because she smells weed
-Wait Beyonce made HOW MUCH last year? You kidding me?
-Real men don’t rape
-The dangers of taking photos looking up a girl’s skirt (funny pic)
girls
-Amateur girls using their hands as a bra…always sexy (NSFWish)
-Amateur girls in bikinis…also awesome
-Moran Atias wears a wifebeater EXTREMELY well
-Reminder of your favorite crushes of the 90s
-Miami (of Ohio) has hot chicks. Who knew?
-Elsa Pataky reminds me of a thinner, but still curvy, Scarlett Johansson
-The 50 hottest chicks in Spain
-Augusta’s Hooters had a bikini contest
-Some sexy bunnies for Easter
-NSFW pics of Carla Bruni makes politics fun!
-Kim Kardashian…thinking?
-And 14 more hot TV/movie cheerleaders, just because
Apr.09.2009 The April 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with arson
Man lights roommate’s laptop on fire to get back at him for freezing his cell phone in a block of ice. Guys are seriously such assholes sometimes
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-101 pop culture parody
pics of the Last Supper (pretty cool and funny)
-The 10 most annoying cartoon characters ever
-Sexy People…not what you’re expecting (funny pic)
-What a stupid fucking get rich quick scheme
-…and what an awesome one (funny vid)
-10 of the finest drunk and passed out photos you’ll ever see
-5 clips from Caddyshack to help you kick off the Masters
-10 sports no one will ever care about
-The 50 greatest boob products of all time
-10 Passover plagues you can totally get behind
-Pics of people dressed poorly like famous video game characters = HIGHEST comedy
-10 things you didn’t know about Arrested Development
-The 15 funniest MILF porn titles
girls
-Sumlee Anderson doesn’t seem to own a shirt that adequately covers her boobs
-University of Oregon gets its first cheerleading recruit. Stunningly, she’s attractive
-Jennifer Love Hewitt breaks out the cleavage…does she still got it?
-Argentinian ass…does it get any better?
-Hot chicks in panties fight with light sabers. Yeah! (vid)
-I would kill you where you stand to touch Marisa Miller, make no bones about it
-Lauren Reese looks like a rocker chick but has an awesome untattooed body, thus she wins at life
Apr.08.2009 The April 8 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with bananas
Hot chick in a bikini peels banana with her feet. Um…yeah, not sure what to make of this one.
funnyinteresting
-The top 12 signs you haven’t really been watching baseball
-10 of the most hateable MLB players currently playing
-6 couples who can take the pilgrimage to Vermont for gay bliss
-If you’ve got baseball back, there has to be a fight
-A cock measuring contest at your job isn’t the best idea
-Cop beats fan so fans beat cops (funny vid)
-Orthodox Jewish Barbie! (funny pics)
-10 of the most amazing monologues in war movies (actually pretty cool vids)
-The 16 funniest Stormtrooper photos
-10 things you’re probably ashamed to admit you actually think are funny
-How to rescue someone from a fire (funny pic)
girls
-Washington Redskins know how to select cheerleaders: Bikini contests and rap-offs
-Vegetarianism leads to some sexy results
-10 interesting moments in Hooters waitresses
-Anna Faris has pleasantly robust cleavage
-The 10 hottest celebrity sisters
-Sasha Grey: The hottest chick currently taking penises on camera for a living?
-Not enough has been made of Jenna Fischer lately. So here’s pics
-Remember Jessica Simpson’s Country Music career? Yeah…about that…
-Monica RX is all hot and tattooed
Apr.07.2009 The April 7 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with capoeira
Brazilian dancefighting leads to an amazing knockout
funnyinteresting
-You might want to know history before you protest something (funny pic)
-Would anyone really wear these sunglasses? (wtf pic)
-Robots are going to steal your jobs (with awesome photo of a real life Bender from Futurama)
-Oh this prom seems sad (funny pic)
-8 videos of athletes looking like jackasses off the field
-The top 10 GI Joe ads of all time
-114 year-old man caught with WHAT?
-10 greatest movie prisoners ever
-5 things to make you feel better about the recession
-The 1950s predicted we’d be dancing like this…notsomuch (video)
-Awkward boners…the new awesome Internet photo genre (funny pics)
-Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: Crazy vaginalovers
-Stacey’s Shower Cam (funny vid)
-Penises who look like celebrities (funny, link to the NSFW images)
girls
-Daniela Cicarelli is the boob-filled Brazilian hotness I enjoy
-Exotic, skinny, and big boobs…just like I draw in my notebook
-Lindsay Lohan can’t drive, but still has boobs
-20 really hot tattooed girls (if you’re into such things)
-Kendra Wilkinson is probably a retard. A big-titted retard, but a retard nonetheless
-Virginia Tech cheerleader does Playboy test shoot
-Jessica Simpson’s ass looks less fat in a bikini
-Anna Kournikova’s ass is dominating this spandex
-I always enjoy Kim Kardashian’s cleavage
-101 photos of hot UNC cheerleaders
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Apr.06.2009 The April 6 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a British accent
This cat has a British accent. Freaking adorable
funnyinteresting
-10 celebs caught on camera doing drugs
-Okay seriously Japan, what the fuck (wtf pics)
-Dumb woman locked in car calls 911 (funny audio)
-10 ridiculous in-game LeBron James dunks
-MLB odds on who’s going to hit the most home runs this year
-6 geniuses who saw their inventions go horrifically wrong
-The dude who played Rorschach in Watchmen is going to play Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake
-The 8 worst Scarface “spoofs” (awful funny vids)
-How to be the worst public speaker ever (vid)
-A seriously awesome condom ad (funny pic)
girls
-Sexy girls try out MMA submissions. Does lesbianism come into play? Mayyyybe(vid)
-Sindi Bertherton is quite impossibly proportioned
-Paulina Perkova is 43 but still looks good topless (links to NSFW)
-Louise Glover, you busty British babe you
-Carla Gugino: attractive cleavage
-Chuck Liddell pools fine Asian tail
-Ohio State chick…where’d your shirt go?
-Scarlett Johansson hates being curvy. And now I hate her
-Kelly Monaco’s burlesque show seems pretty fucking hot
