Jul.28.2008 DEVELOPING: Kim Kardashian has feet?
A real stunner comes out of Malibu today…It appears that not only does Kim Kardashian continue to exist once you get past her huge Big Mac-aided ass, but she even appears to have lower extremities, including but not limited to feet! Who knew?
We all know my thoughts on Kim Kardashian and how I feel like having sex with her would be like fucking Little Miss Muffet’s tuffet, but what we don’t know is my thoughts on the following: Pirate fetishes. I know that it must be out there. But seeing Kim Kardashian with one boot on, hobbling around like a old seaman ready to “loot me plunder” and leave barnacles all over my back makes me wonder where the pirate fetishes are in mainstream media? I’m sick and tired of not being able to jerk off to pirates. Um. Theoretically. Put your pants back on, Red Beard.
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Jul.10.2008 Random YouTube Fetish Thursday: Reading
Girls will do anything for your YouTube views and, let’s be honest, guys will watch anything with a hot chick. This week: Reading.
It’s important to be nice and loose and limber before reading. What with all the vital leg movements you must do.
The commenter on this video who says “Intelligence fetish” is so right. She has HUUUUGE brains. Nice and full, round. Man, I’d love to just smush her brains together and ride them hard. It’d be just like the time I helped clean up Dealey Plaza.
Oh girl, don’t you know that with your pleated skirt, it will pop up and expose your derrière! My oh my, women…no foresight.
This video just kind of creeps me out. Yes the girl is well-endowed, but it looks like it was shot in the home of a recently deceased grandmother. And I’ll be damned if I get aroused by a recently deceased grandmother again, that’s for sure.
Maybe they should change the “Reading is fundamental” campaign to “Reeeading iiiiiis fuuuuundajerkofftothenwistfullycleanyourselfupwhenyou
realizeyoujustjerkedofftoclothedwomenreadingbooks.” Might be a bit wordy.
Jun.16.2008 The June 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with porn names
–Guys like Sean Bonesteele and Jack Cox head up your 2008 College World Series All-Porn Name Team. [Busted Coverage]
–Tiger Woods is a talented gentleman (w/ video). [Don Chavez]
–A look at the Iowa floods from a University of Iowa alum. [Mac G's World]
–Be careful if you’re a man in Singapore who likes armpits. [Tasty Booze]
–Fan parody of those NBA split-face commercials (w/ video). [Cuzoogle]
Jun.11.2008 Judges know sexy
Is it a conflict of interest when a judge presiding over an obscenity trial has an EXTREMELY BIZARRE personal site? With porn? More like a conflict of sexy.
The L.A. Times is reporting that Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, who is currently presiding over an obscenity trial in Los Angeles, has maintained a publicly accessible Web site featuring sexually explicit photos and videos.
Kozinski, 57, acknowledged in an interview with the LAT that he had posted the materials, which included a photo of a naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. Some of the material was inappropriate, he conceded, although he defended other sexually explicit content as “funny.”
He said that he thought the site was for his private storage and that he was not aware the images could be seen by the public, although he also said he had shared some material on the site with friends. After the interview Tuesday evening, Kozinski, who pointed out that he never used appeals court computers to maintain the Web site, blocked public access to the site.
Asked whether the contents of his site should prompt him to step aside from the pending obscenity trial, Kozinski declined to comment. Opening statements in the trial were scheduled for this morning. In the case, Ira Isaacs, a filmmaker based in Los Angeles, is accused of distributing criminally obscene sexual-fetish videos depicting bestiality and defecation.
Kozinski told the LAT he would delete some material from his site, including the photo depicting women as cows, which he said was “degrading . . . and just gross.” He also said he planned to get rid of a graphic step-by-step pictorial in which a woman is seen shaving her pubic hair.
The post on the WSJ says that this brings up issues of partiality, which are central to the public’s interests as well as our..what the fuck photos of women painted like cows? Seriously? Did he also try to milk them? I mean, if you’re going to paint a bitch like a cow, I think it’s your civic duty to squeeze her supple bosoms as though they were udders. OOH or perhaps you can somehow rig a device that would squeeze fresh milk from her fake udders and you can drink it! ORRRR rub it all over your body and touch yourself! Man, I should have made fetish videos! Well, MORE fetish videos. With bigger budgets. I’m sorry film companies, but sending me to a barn with a cell phone camera and a couple of Cialis is NOT going to suffice ANY LONGER!
