Aug.01.2008 The August 1 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with University of Wisconsin hos

-Audrina Patridge plays with a friend while both are in bikinis. I like fun
-Mischa Barton is begging for attention
-Jessica Alba is exploding out of her tank tops (figuratively)
-Danny Way failed hard at the X-Games (with painful painful video)

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-Hayden Panettiere gets parking ticket, offers upskirt in return
-Kelly Ripa is MILFy
-Natasha Amal is Belgian, delicious like the waffles of the same name (w/ video)
-Carolina Del Bianco is the International Babe of the Day. It’s as prestigious as the Nobel Peace Prize

-19 emerging hotties of 2008
-Helicopter tricks to rock your socks off (w/ video)
-NBA ref-turned-jailbird Tim Donaghy has to be on Prison Break
-Carmen Electra performed with the Pussycat Dolls

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Jul.24.2008 RYTF: The five sexiest videos of girls playing dodgeball

Sometimes I like to put together random memes to come up with a post idea. Look no further than this post…list + sexy girls + visual sport + people getting hurt + video = GREATEST THING EVER ON INTERNET? Probably not. I’d need kitties doing cute things to round it out. But we’ll try anyway. For your Random YouTube Fetish pleasure…this week, girls play dodgeball for amusement, attention, and YouTube views.

This first one comes from a site of hot chicks doing extreme sports called XXtreeme.com (sort of SFW, theoretically). I think you have to reward people who really stick to a niche.

This one sort of looks like my apartment on Friday nights in which I make the women compete in gladiator-esque fights to the death for the rights to be romanced by me. Only this is with actual women instead of stuffed animals.

This one is from something called MILFmania, created by some rock station in Orlando. I’m not going to say that this is the greatest rock station ever, but it’s probably the greatest rock station ever. Yes I can get my “rock block” and my “Get the Led Out Tuesdays” from any K-Rock or whatever around the country. But can I get MILFs playing beach dodgeball at all of those? DOUBTFUL. Who cares that they probably haven’t been fertile since Quiet Riot was culturally relevant?

Stripper dodgeball is, well, exactly what it sounds. In this crazy work-a-day world, who has time for false advertisement? Skip to 1:45 in to save yourself from the rest of the Spike TV nonsense.

Skip all the way to the end for this one. “There isn’t much hotness in this one,” you say. Well, if it’s wrong to find a woman getting knocked unconscious to the floor by a rubber ball “hot”, then I don’t want to be right. Or convicted. Note: She totally didn’t actually break her neck like the video claims. A dodgeball hurts, sure, but you’d have to be made of Teddy Grahams to get bones broken by one.

BONUS: The sexiest video of all perhaps. Big boobs, bikinis, balls flying. Too bad it’s all dudes. But hey, if you take that out of the equation…niiiiiice.