Nov.14.2008 “Second Life” relationship leads to real life divorce
Video games lead to divorce! Families torn apart by virtual infidelity! Oh woe is me!
A couple have divorced after the husband was caught having a “virtual affair” with a female character in an online game.
David Pollard and Amy Taylor met in an online chat room in 2003 and married after discovering a shared love of the internet game Second Life.
In the game, players create characters known as avatars, which then interact with others in a virtual world. To his wife’s horror, Mr Pollard’s interaction included virtual infidelity with a female character playing the role of a prostitute. Ms Taylor said yesterday that her husband had been guilty of the “ultimate betrayal”, even though he had never met the real person behind his online affair.
The lovely virtual couple and the even lovelier real life couple are pictured above. It’s reasonably absurd that something like this would happen, but I guess there’s something to be said about the damage that a spiritual affair can do…it’s almost as hurtful as a physical one, if not moreso. So yes, this is a rare occasion…I’m taking a woman’s side. I know, I know, I’m sorry.
In related news, I jerked off to Ms. Pac Man. The way she gobbled those bananas…she knew what she was doing. Slut.
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Oct.28.2008 Quote of the Day
Guy Ritchie and Madonna’s divorce is getting ugly. Now, according to reports, Guy is claiming that he had to book sex time in advance with Madonna so she can go to the gym and Kabbalah meetings.
A source close to the couple said: ‘With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary. In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary.
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Oct.17.2008 The October 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a stupid woman
Drunk whore jump fail
-Yahoo Answers brings sisters who crap their pants together
-Creepy (sexy?) calendar of zombie chicks
-Even more of the busty Suzanne Carlsson because I love her
-7 moments in mixed messages
-The sexiest usage of an exercise ball. Ever (video)
-How to play online poker like a champ
-Rachelle Leah’s Playboy photos are here
-Fantasy fest seems like boob filled fun
-Holy fucking shit check out this 15 pound burger some asshole ate
-The greatest mustaches in sports
-The 100 hottest military babes
-Celebrity cougars A-Rod won’t fuck
-The real reason Madonna got divorced (funny video)
-Oktoberfest babe has beer, cleavage
-Uh…panty hose for men
Jul.24.2008 The July 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with text-erasing abilities
-Drinking wite-out to pass a breathalyzer test isn’t a good idea
-A helpful video on keeping your wife away from a gun (w/ video, obv)
-Man divorces woman, desires to keep unfettered access to her vagina
-Tommy Chong has wisdom to impart
-50 of the worst displays of public affection
-If you’re going to drive drunk, do it big…like 0.5 BAC level (over 6 times the legal limit) big
-San Antonio Spurs cheerleaders are hot, big boobed, incapable of keeping private photos private
-Cristiano Ronaldo’s chick can’t keep her shirt on (NWS)
-Audrina Patridge excels in wearing bikinis
-9-to-fried isn’t about fried food, reader is disappointed
-Los Angeles Clippers center Chris Kaman <3s Hitler, one might presume
May.23.2008 Denise Richards is displeased.
Note, I just wrote a post about this and it disappeared. If wordpress were a man, I would kick him right in the cock head.
Charlie Sheen shat on Denise Richards yesterday so now she has to come back and be all “Oh he sucks worse”.
“For him to slam me saying I’m exploiting the kids, well, he’s exploited our entire situation,” Richards fumed to us yesterday. She claims Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text messages.
“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.
“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”
Wait, you can catch things in your sperm from trannies? Uh, shouldn’t the FDA like tattoo warning labels on their backs to prevent people, let’s say theoretically poor bloggers who don’t know better, from getting their sperm damaged? Seems like a better use of time than telling me how much sodium is in some bullshit I don’t eat. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!
But yeah Charlie Sheen should probably hire some tranny hookers to off Denise Richards. Since he’s not buying them any more, why not divert the resources to a better place? He can have an army of them. They’d all wield guns but would hate themselves for having a gun and would then tuck it between their butt cheeks because they feel like they should have been born without a gun. And wear lots of over-the-top makeup.
May.22.2008 Charlie Sheen is not pleased with Denise Richards’ antics
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have had a blood feud of sorts, primarily from Richards’ bitter end. Well, Charlie’s not pleased.
DENISE Richards is a big liar, claim Charlie Sheen’s pals - one of whom says she “gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids.”
Sheen and his friends are furious that Richards taped a reality show debuting this weekend on E! called “It’s Complicated,” which also features the warring ex-couple’s two daughters, Lola and Sam.
In her bid to promote the show, Richards went on “Today,” “The View” and “Larry King Live” to explain she did it to make money to support her children.
But, “Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”
In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony - adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen’s hot sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” which “eventually will net her up to $25 million,” the source said.
Yesterday, Sheen released e-mails purportedly sent from Richards to his fiancée, Brooke Mueller, in which Richards states she wants another baby and had asked for a sample of his sperm - as first reported by Page Six last year. But Richards said on “Today” that those “made up” e-mails were not from her.
A rep for Richards didn’t return our calls. A rep for Sheen released a statement yesterday, saying, “The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”
Yeah, she kind of seems like a crazy bitch the more this has dragged on. Also, how about Denise Richards do something like, I dunno, get an acting career? Why the fuck do you bitches get married and then go, “Ah welp, guess I don’t need to do anything any more.” She’s not even cute any more! Wild Things was like ten years ago and she was already in her mid-30s…she should have held up better than the wax doll she is now. Disappointed in you, Denise. Very disappointed.
Then again, it’s hard for Charlie Sheen to maintain his credibility while buried up to his eyebrows in cocaine with a high-priced hooker passed out merely a rock’s (loldoubledrugjokeforthewin) throw away.
Apr.23.2008 Gentlemen, Star Jones is single
Have you spent your days and nights lamenting the fact that you can’t get yourself a piece of Star Jones? Well, fret no more…she’s divorced!
Entertainment Tonight breaks news that STAR JONES (46) has filed for divorce from husband of three-and-a-half years AL REYNOLDS (39). The filing took place on March 26 in New York Supreme Court in Manhattan. Starlet M. Jones versus Al S. Reynolds was marked as an “Uncontested Matrimonial” case by the court and the records were sealed.
In a statement released exclusively to Entertainment Tonight, the former “View” co-host says: “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”
Yesterday, New York divorce attorney STANFORD LOTWIN (who represents Reynolds and worked on the high profile divorces of HOWARD STERN, DONALD TRUMP and DIANA ROSS) filed a notice of appearance with the courts. Upon learning of the filing, Entertainment Tonight producers discovered the original divorce decree.
Oh boy, this is really big news to me. Rarely is such a fine piece of woman available. Wealthy. Sensuous. Delicious. Ever since I was a child watching Sesame Street, I dreamed of combining my two favorite things: Mastodons and Chocolate. Finally, me and ol’ Snuffeupagus Jones can make sensuous love that will keep my aroused emotionally and physically. Mmm mmm mmmm honey chile indeed.
