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Nov.12.2008 The November 12 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with a magnificent punch


Real people getting punched in the face will always warrant a link

-Scarlett Johansson brings huge cleavage, nerd appeal to a photoshoot
-Holly Weber fills out a bikini nicely
-Turkish town of “Batman” sues Dark Knight producers
-Why is every girl working for Disney a complete hobag?
-Hot Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader frolics in candid bikini pics

-Mexican soap star Geraldine Bazan has quite an ass
-Mirella Grisales makes you grateful for thongs
-A Blake Lively/Leighton Meester lesbian fantasy
-Guess Whose Boobs: Asian edition

-Sammy Braddy bends over. Also she’s a chick in case you were concerned
-Guns up, bitch (funny video)
-Classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy with Burt Reynolds (funny video)
-A great collection of Sophie Monk

-Dad loves son’s pee wee football hit, he makes a YouTube video (funny video)
-Who’s the hottest Saved by the Bell babe?
-More college girl stripper pole tailgating
-The 10 hottest moments in Marissa Miller history

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Aug.19.2008 The August 19 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with mac and cheese


A little NWS but no nudity. Note: this is totally a viral marketing video for that shitty movie College (note the poster behind her head), but whatever it’s kind of cool.

-Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn got her boobs massaged (video)
-The many benefits of having Kyle Orton as your starting QB
-Even more Olympic beach volleyball photos of girl’s butts
-A floating beer cooler will make your impending drunken drowning much more convenient

-Kelly Brook makes a bikini proud
-Maria Korinthou is the International Babe of the Day
-Christine likes cars, showing off cleavage
-Andie Valentino is in lingerie

-Christina Applegate fought that cancer off quickly
-Yeah, Bangkok Dangerous is going to suck
-Hayden Panettiere looks good in some magazine
-Disney meets Sin CityD

Aug.14.2008 Putting “Dive In” on teen girl’s panties may not be a great idea


As an avid watcher of pubescent girls’ underwear, this story troubled me. Disney released a pair of underwear for young girls in the UK with the phrase “Dive In” on the front of them.

Disney has sparked outrage by producing High School Musical pants for young girls with the suggestive words ‘Dive In’ emblazoned across them.

The underwear, part of the hugely successful movie’s range of merchandise, has also been criticised by the NSPCC.

The packs of knickers are on sale in Asda, where Sue Ralph unwittingly bought some for her seven-year-old granddaughter in the Broadstairs, Kent, store.

Mrs Ralph added: ”I think it is inappropriate because you just never know who could be out and about and see that and just think it was a bit too enticing for a young child to be wearing.”

Um, I don’t know that I’d call it enticing. I’m pretty susceptible to ads (you should have seen all the violent homicides I committed for Klondike bars) but listening to what a pair of girls’ panties tells me to do is a bit far fetched. It’s like being a pedophilic Son of Sam.

I seriously doubt the kids are seeing the reference as one about hopping into a warm glass of cooch though. It’s really only parents that see this, make a big deal out of it, spread it to the media, and then continue to make the kids see themselves in a sexualized way. So while they’re trying to keep the kids safe, all they’re doing is further pressing the issue and exposing more kids to how “sexual” they can be in certain circumstances. It’s so easy to keep passing the buck to media and society when some of the problems lie within.

Taylor Momsen is of course the exception. That right thurr is womanly.

Mar.10.2008 Disney is going to get a lot more gay sex


Disney is apparently working on a theme park aimed entirely at adults. But I’m inferring on the subject. Read about it below!

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AT a time when investor concerns are mounting over the negative impact an economic downturn could have on Walt Disney Co.’s theme park business, the blogs are buzzing with talk that CEO Bob Iger and the rest of the Mouse House haveplans to add a fifth theme park gate in Florida - a boutique park aimed squarely at adults.

The on-the-drawing-board park is a $520 million after-dark experience in Orlando to be called “Night Kingdom” that will run from 4 p.m. to midnight, and bypass traditional rides for adventure experiences like zip-lines, spelunking, rock-climbing, and night safari.

A high-end meal will reportedly be part of the package, too, according to Disney theme park blogger Jim Hill, who recently reported on Disney’s plan.

Disney reportedly will unveil the plan later this year, with an eye towards a launch of the park - which will be adjacent to its Pleasure Island attraction and have a capacity of 2,000 guests a day - in October 2011.

I may just be making this up entirely, but doesn’t Disneyworld have like a huuuuuuge gay following? I know they have that Big Gay Weekend or whatever where all gays go and vigorously sodomize each other while riding the Pirates of the Caribbean, but I think beyond that they just love it. Probably for all the rainbowish colors and gay symbiotic relationship with Mickey and Goofy (and probably Donald Duck too since he’s all about not wearing pants).

Anyway an adults-only theme park? As a mid 20s straight male, I’m not going. It just seems like something vaguely creepy. Though I am easily swayed by interesting marketing, primarily that which consists of sock puppets telling me what to do or bright colors! Keep it in mind Disney!

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