Jun.16.2009 The June 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with husky gals
This fat chick is so excited for food that she smashes her face through the refrigerator. I admire her zest for life and frozen pizza
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-If I had a concert, the first five rows would end up soaked. With what liquid? Who knows.
-I’m not sure if this combination of a half-naked girl and a burger is supposed to turn me on or make me hungry (WTF, kind of NSFW pic)
-This creepy old dude is entirely too impressed with Wonder Woman (funny pic)
-How to find out if your gentleman caller is gay
-The Father’s Day gift guide for the dad with a sense of irony
-Delivering the mail is typically not so pornographic
-Robot testicles.
-The top 10 states for hip hop fans
-Facebook.com/sexygal is a bit misleading
-The definitive nerd test
-Boobs always lead to awkward reactions (funny pic)
-How to survive feeling trapped in your relationship
-The 5 stages of a cross country road trip
-The 50 funniest statue sex photos (funny pics)
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-Flight attendants in bikinis rap for your amusement
-The first ever footage of Erin Andrews’ ass
-Hot girls crushing cars = WTF
-Sofia Georgiou is shirtless in Greek Maxim
-10 sexy videos of women and tennis
-Lindsay Lohan twittered a topless photo
-Audrina Patridge in a bikini + nipples = SWOOON
-Erica Underwood’s ass in a thong EXTREME CLOSE UP (prob NSFW)
-Melany Lorenzo is a Venezuelan in a thong…always noteworthy
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Jun.04.2009 Finding the right woman
Via Dustinland comes this comic about what men look for in a special gal.
I look for a vagina that doesn’t make trumpet sounds when the girl walks and a father who threw whiskey bottles like a top tier MLB closer. To each their own.
May.26.2009 The May 26 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a blast to the face
This video reminds me of what sex with me is like.
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-The science behind being a pervert (funny pic)
-The unsexiest things guys can possibly do
-The 10 funniest reactions to the movie Dance Flick
-Win a piece of the original Yankee Stadium
-13 disappearing gadgets and what you need to replace them
-Explosions? AND boobs? How could this possibly go wrong?
-7 famous people that died during sex
-15 funny signs that got lost in translation
-Amazing loop de loop car stunt
-Really stupid crooks
-Man threatens suicide, get shoved off bridge
-How to wrap a gift (as attempted by a complete idiot)
-Six funny old dating show clips
-40 t-shirts people shouldn’t be wearing
-The 25 most unintentionally gay rap lyrics ever
-The 6 reasons your dog is better than your girlfriend
-The 6 creepiest abandoned places in the world
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-Lindsay Alvarez has 34DDD boobs and is Playboy’s coed of the month. I approve of both of these things (NSFW)
-Bianca Beauchamp has an amazing ass (NSFWish)
-Katy Perry went out without a shirt
-This first amateur ass in a thong has to be seen to be believed
-Boy, Katie Holmes sure got old fast
-The 10 most expensive nude women of all time
-Check out the rack on Catarina Jadrim
-Jenna is doing a Playboy test shoot
-Theresa Correa doesn’t understand that bikinis are supposed to cover her private areas
May.26.2009 7 stupid things men do to impress women
For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them their ears; we created wine and designer shoes and Gossip Girl in an attempt to appease the fairer sex.
“Here’s the wheel, Wilma. Now let’s discuss how you might give me a blumpkin without the bathroom sink dinosaur noticing.”
Man invented the wheel, so that he could later invent the Ferrari, then the string to place gently on guitars, and right now somewhere in the world there is a guy in a Ferrari listening to the Dave Matthews band in his new car because this is his hot blonde model girlfriend’s favorite song; and like Hannibal from the A-Team, that man is basking in the glory of a plan coming together.
It’s no accident that men do stupid things for women. I’ve been on my share of boring museum tours, an art gallery opening that looked more like a murder scene, weddings for people I don’t know, spent a hellacious afternoon in a Bed Bath and Beyond (charges were later dropped) and yes, I’ve been “paint shopping” before. That’s right, I spent a day looking at those little paint cards at Lowe’s and ended the trip by screaming “There are only two shades of white! There’s “white” and there’s “NOT FUCKING WHITE!” “Pick a Goddamn shade or so help me I’ll take this nail gun and mow EVERYONE in this place down!!!”
Oh yeah, I’ve also been to over three dozen flower shops in probably a dozen or so states. Nothing says “I’m sorry for screaming about voluntary manslaughter in public again,” better than a dozen red roses and a well thought out card.
These pictures show the lengths that men will go to in order to gain their affections. Some are dumb and some are down right idiotic, but the one thing that all males have in common is the shame that goes with doing stupid things for the women we love/want to love/want to have sex with.
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May.18.2009 Okay, this is just adorable
This video really isn’t funny but these girls are kind of hopelessly adorable. It’s a song about love online or something (I’d be lying if I said I didn’t just gawk at the girls). But it’s precious.
In related news, for every girl like these two (specifically the left one) who’s on the Internet and cute, there’s 700 who look like Shrek’s balls or who are secretly men masturbating to your online confusion. So let’s not romanticize the Internet too much here. And that’s not even touching on the 10% of the Internet who are cops waiting for you to find your soulmate (who may or may not be old enough to buy cigarettes or a 10th grade math book). What, did we not listen to Aaliyah’s “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number” at the police academy?
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May.18.2009 Well, this is going to win his chick back
Some guy got dumped by his chick so he spent nine (NINE!!!) months making this video for her. If that premise alone gave you the douche chills, wait until you actually watch it.
You don’t know how many times in my life I’ve had to mend a relationship by flipping over two enormous tires in spandex bike shorts. Sure, you could fix the emotional problems…ORRRR YOU COULD DO A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTING OF SHIT AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN SOMEWHAT HOMOEROTIC FASHIONS! I often hear complaints from my girlfriend, “You know, if you don’t start hanging a flag with my name on it up on a mountaintop, I don’t really think we have a future.” Psh, women. Then again, maybe if he had at least one form of vehicular transportation that worked on the first try when starting it, she’d realize he has some value as a man.
Anyway, good luck with your wooing of your whore, Ben Ryan. One can only hope that Loren is as incapable of understanding irony as yourself and finds this completely touching.
UPDATE: More on Ben Ryan and his alleged nuttiness here. Oh, true love. Sometimes you get so stalk-y.
Apr.22.2009 Couple hears gunshots and instead of calling 911…
Many people often have a negative reaction to gunfire including things like calling 911 or bleeding profusely from an organ.
A man and woman were sitting in a car on Beacon Avenue South early Sunday morning when they saw a group of kids throwing gang signs and then heard several gunshots. The couple considered calling 911, but decided on another course of action.
They “started making out instead,” according to a Seattle police report.
Police were called to the Muslim Youth Academy at 11650 Beacon Ave. S. shortly after midnight in response to complaints about a group of 10 or more juveniles yelling, swearing, trespassing and being disorderly on the playground equipment at the site. When police arrived, the juveniles cursed the cops. One youth reportedly said, “Dog, don’t let them catch us.” as they fled.
When officers checked the area they found the amorous couple sitting in a car on a dead-end street. “The two were thinking about calling 911 when they heard the shots but started making out instead,” police wrote in an incident report.
I don’t think it’s fair to judge this couple so much. Yeah, there were gunshots, but if I’m getting in some chick’s mouth, unless the gunshot is rearing through my head, who gives a fuck? Well, maybe if it went through her head. I don’t think you’d want to make out with someone as their head is leaking goo. Then again, bam! Extra orifice.
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