Jun.19.2009 The June 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with animal attacks
This cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight…he just wants to upset the natural order of things
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-Girls break down the guys they’d least want to fuck
-Cookies = big boobs?
-Yeahhhhhh this’ll probably get you thrown in jail
-8 more accurate versions of college mascots
-This would be a great summer job (funny pic)
-William Shatner…kind of a creep
-Pics of goths in hot weather amused the fuck out of me (funny pics)
-The 10 best gifts to get Kim Jong Il for Father’s Day
-How to stop being a wuss so girls will like you
-The top 10 athletes with illegitimate kids
-80s perms = racism. Naturally
-How to pick up a chick during the day time in a major city
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-Does it even qualify as a bikini at this point? (kinda NSFW pic)
-This girl’s nipples confuse me (not really NSFW but kind of odd)
-College girls dressed like Playboy bunnies? Approved
-Taya Parker’s Penthouse photoshoot (NSFW but I love this chick)
-The 200 sexiest female athletes of all time
-Natali Dizdar is a Croatian sensation
-Lidia Barbieri is lacking a shirt
-The University of Florida softball team knows how to party
-Cassie Keller, America’s hottest college sophomore, poses nude
-Chicks test their bras on a roller coaster…not going to lie, this is pretty hot for some reason
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May.08.2009 Quote of the Day
Gay porn is a slippery slope. It’s sexy totally okay to me, but when you’re a gentleman going to a religious college, some people might have problems with it. Even more awkward: Being the one who has to confess to seeing you in it and report you to the university (douchey).
A student is appealing his suspension from a Christian college in Mercer County for appearing in gay porn videos using a pseudonym
Twenty-two-year-old John Gechter, of Philadelphia, was suspended for one year pending appeal from Grove City College after a student saw him last month in a video posted online.
Mr. Gechter is appealing the suspension and says he may sue, claiming that the gay porn job isn’t any of the school’s business, especially since he performed using the name “Vincent DeSalvo.” Mr. Gechter says he used his porn income to pay for his schooling.
School officials say Mr. Gechter is suspended because he was well aware his porn involvement “exhibited behavior contrary to the values” of the school about 50 miles north of Pittsburgh.
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Apr.01.2009 UC San Diego will stomp on your dreams
Getting accepted into college is an awesome time in your young adult life. It becomes slightly less awesome when you find out that your dreams coming true are the result of UC San Diego accepting EVERYONE who applied by mistake.
UC San Diego — a school for the smart ones, supposedly — mistakenly congratulated nearly 29,000 applicants on their acceptance, according to university officials.
Earlier this month, about 17,000 students were offered admission for the fall, leaving nearly 29,000 hopefuls out in the cold.
But on Tuesday, the school’s communications office said an e-mail was sent Monday afternoon to all 46,377 students who applied for admission — including the 29,000 rejects — welcoming them to the campus.
A half-hour later, school officials said, they realized their mistake. Almost two hours after the first note went out, a second e-mail was sent, apologizing to 28,889 freshmen applicants for the mistake.
“No member of this department is more acutely aware of the emotional roller-coaster that this could cause for our applicants,” Assistant Vice Chancellor Mae W. Brown said.
Everyone getting in? What is this, the University of Arizona? Oh ho ho West Coast college humor.
That has to be a lawsuit right? Screw-ups like this seem to happen a lot, primarily due to lazy computers not doing their fucking jobs. I’m not paying you to sit around and overheat, dipshit. Is it so hard to make sure that my database is correct without me heaving to move my feet off of my desk? I don’t think so, HAL. So cut the shit. Especially when you consider the fact that if some of these kids don’t get into this paradise of a school (in terms of beauty and hot chicks, not learning shit…what am I, gay?) might end up having to go somewhere like Wisconsin as a safety school. Do you realize what a downgrade that is? That’s like saying, “Hey, you can’t fuck that supermodel so go stick your dick into this garbage disposal filled with mashed potatoes. Also the switch flicks on its own, so, yeah, have fun!”
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Mar.20.2009 The March 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with pranks
Here’s how to booby trap a water bottle…in case you really want to be an asshole to someone but don’t want to put in a lot of effort
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-This is what happens when your mom enters a Spring Break contest (funny vid)
-Barack Obama’s apparance on the Tonight Show in case you didn’t see (vid)
-Probably not the best thing to lose at your work place, then send an email about (funny pic)
-10 out-of-office replies to spice up your dull existence
-There are now robots that can recreate zoo animals’ existences
-This drunk guy has the worst idea ever and gets his ass kicked for it (vid)
-The elusive female guido is TERRIFYING (funny pic)
-The 50 gayest songs ever…which do you own?
-The top 10 best places to meet new women
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-Megan Fox’s very existence continues to be sexy
-Monica Frutuoso is a Brazilian Playmate with awesome tanlines
-65 photos of smoking hot Cosplay girls
-Myspace slut Erin is curvy, brags about her love of penis
-Does Hilary Duff look good in these booty shorts or not? I can’t tell
-Emily Scott is one of NextRound’s fave women…with good reason
-Pornstars say such silly things
-UCLA’s Undie Run now includes hot college coeds boxing
-69 pictures of girls MAKING OUT! YEAH!
Mar.05.2009 Beer pong doesn’t give you herpes, unless you’re Fox News
Stephen Colbert completely skewered Fox and Friends for its story on beer pong leading to disease according to a report by the Center for Disease Control (that was completely made up). The extremely informative report by Fox News is below.
Researching is overrated though. Like, who cares if a report is real or not? It’s way easier and way more fun to just make shit up and present it as fact. For example: The Muslims are using LOLcat pictures to dumb down mainstream America so that they can launch a series of cat-based dirty bomb attacks. Did you know that? Well it’s true. I saw it on the FBI’s Web site. It was in there. Oh God, wait, I own a cat. Oh…oh no. Wait, didn’t I just make this fact up? I’m so confused! So I guess the point is that if there’s a video of my adorable cat Nilla beheading me in front of a flag with a picture of Garfield and Arab scribblings, you’ll know why.
Also, pro tip: The main way you get herpes from beer pong is by inserting your penis into the water cup you wash the ping pong ball with and then drinking it. And it will impress people much less than you think. But be slightly more delicious. I assume everyone has strawberry flavored lotions produced from their pores like I do. It’s a serious condition. Seriously delicious.
Feb.27.2009 College douche whines about Ann Coulter, gets beat
I hate college liberals as much as I hate using condoms which, as you may know by the thousands of handsome profane children across the US, is quite a bit. So this kid protesting Ann Coulter at a speech of hers who got his ass handed to him totally had it coming.
I bet now there will be cries of “Ohhh no he didn’t deserve this, the security overstepped their boundaries…GET OFF OUR HEADS! GET OFF OUR HEADS! WE SHALL OVERCOME!” and whatever nonsense protesters will shout and chant. College kids just love “believing in things” and “trying to change the world”. That’s why when I was in college, I just made a lot of sorority girls drunk enough to vomit. At least that actually did something. And, when you drink a lot of colorful alcoholic beverages and vomit them all up, it’s pretty much a form of artwork.
The sex though…that was for Chris.
Feb.27.2009 The February 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rednecks
Rednecks blow up a house with a cannon because they’re smart.
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-Vegas newspaper showcases the most successful hookers around. Really.
-Kristy Ann looks like the perfect woman. Probably because she’s half-naked and shiny
-Oh Hot Drunk College Girl Peeing in Sink, you emanate class (pic)
-15 Greek women who are attractive and Greek and attractive and also Greek
-Oh Aubrey O’Day, why you gots to be so sexy
-Golfers have hot wives too? Seriously?
-Malin Ackerman is the hot chick in Watchmen you haven’t heard of
-Is it possible that Marisa Miller has the best cleavage in the history of the world? Yes. It is.
-The sexiest girls of the ACC are sexy, college-aged
-I would like to be invited to this Brazilian bikini party
-Victoria Silvstedt had a nip slip (vid)
-A naked hot chick takes all of your important questions
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-A collection of haikus is as funny as it is full of salty meat products (they’re about bacon)
-This is pretty cool…European art project shows regular people clothed and unclothed (click the images to see the unclothed versions…NSFW obvs)
-Help our friends at Asylum by taking their poll on partying and the recession
-A fuckload of Viagra and a 12 hour orgy can kill you. Good to know
-Is Max Headroom the creepiest spokesperson ever? (vid)
-“Grandpa, can you not stare at us like that?” (funny pic)
-5 people that turn work conference calls into a nightmare (ohhhh office humor)
-The 5 most unintentionally gay horror movies
-The top 10 cover-ups of all time
-The top 10 exceptionally inappropriate Pokemon videos
-Cat causes stampede and a robbery
