Sep.26.2008 The September 26 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with an incredible waste of time
Pretty cool to see. A bunch of post-it notes make for pretty designs and tricks. I recommend trying it in your office.
-Pick your favorite Atlanta Falcons cheerleader
-Clay Aiken’s fans are hilariously displeased with his cocklust
-Blake Lively has delightfully large cleavage
-Give your girlfriend the gift of Crabs
-I’d prefer not to pay this way if at all possible (humorous sign)
-Kayleigh Pearson is “known for cosmetically enhanced breasts”. And how!
-This is not the bets way to take a flaming shot (w/ video)
-Carey Torrice: Hottest politician ever?
-A fine collection of 90s sitcom hotties
-Ice T’s whipped by Coco’s tremendous assets
-This Latina Myspace girl is just ridiculously proportioned
-Sarah Silverman is rocking the vote in a Jewy way
-David Blaine takes two punches in the gut from Kimbo Slice (w/ video)
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Sep.24.2008 Clay Aiken is gay. Please pick your jaw up from the ground.
I’m genuinely shaken right now. Apparently the butch, womanizer Clay Aiken has been misleading us all. The cover story of the latest issue of People magazine reveals that yes, he is gay.
The born-again Christian singer also reveals how he told his mother Faye he’s gay four years ago. After dropping off his younger brother Brett, who was being deployed to Iraq, at Camp Lejeune, “I started crying in the car,” Aiken remembers. “It was dark. I was sitting there, thinking to myself. I don’t know why I started thinking about it … I just started bawling. She made me pull over the car and it just came out.”
So what was his mom’s reaction? “She started crying. She was obviously somewhat stunned. But she was very supportive and very comforting.” Even now, Aiken admits, “She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she’s come a long way.”
As for his own child, Aiken tells PEOPLE that Parker – who was conceived via in vitro fertilization with his best friend, music producer Jaymes Foster – will be raised in an environment that is “accepting and allowing him to be happy.”
Says Aiken: “I have no idea if he’ll be gay or straight. It’s not something I’ll have anything to do with, or that he’ll have anything to do with. It’s already probably up inside the code there … No matter what the situation you’re in, if you’re raised in a loving environment, that’s the most important thing.”
It’s true, Clay will be providing a loving environment. For example, he’ll be loving cock, he’ll be loving strange sex in restrooms with men he met online, he’ll be loving unprotected sex with the black UPS driver who keeps looking at him funny but can’t quite come to grips with his homosexuality, he’ll be loving interior decorations, and he’ll also be loving anal creampies (YEAH, TAKE THAT IMAGERY MOTHERFUCKERS).
Eh, he’ll probably be a fine dad though. A healthy love of cock doesn’t mean someone’s not going to be able to be a good parent; look no further than your mother and father for a great example. And he’s probably loaded out the ass (pardon my word usage) from his incessant gigs in Vegas and loyal fanbase. Maybe he’ll lose a few midwestern housewives, whatever. But there’s nothing wrong with being this generation’s vaguely Downs-y version of Barbara Streisand and being okay with who you are.
See, tolerance. I have it.
May.29.2008 Clay Aiken impregnates chick I don’t know
Do you like gay guys creating children? Today’s your lucky day!
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn’t process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here’s what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
Don’t get your hopes up though (assuming you pin your hopes on fruits fucking women and reproducing). TMZ is also saying it was artificial insemination. Probably not done with Clay’s turkey baster. No way he’d ever eat turkey again.
Also how did this 50 year-old bitch get pregnant? I thought after like 40, or at least 45, your womb turned into like an old attic with cobwebs and my crazy retarded cousin Merle to whom we feed garbage and fish heads because fuck him, he doesn’t know what’s going on, though he’s oddly skilled at Guitar Hero. That’s part of why my Presidential platform is going to include mandatory extermination for all women over 46 who can’t bake me delicious cookies. Now I don’t even know what issues I’m running on. Fuck you Clay Aiken.
