Nov.06.2008 Katrina Bowden is curing Parkinsons
From a Michael J. Fox event to raise money to cure Parkinsons…
Let’s just point out that I was on this Katrina Bowden train a long time ago and now she’s just getting her props for being a phenomenally hot piece of ass (see…I’m a trendsetter). But look at her, she’s so pretty and she looks like she smells like candy and sunshine and a roofied up Red Bull and vodka. How can you not love her? It’s a great coincidence that she went to a Parkinsons event because my penis is shaking like Michael J. Fox trying to do welding right now.
Unrelated, but why are there never any pro-Parkinsons events? So what if Parkinsons ruins people’s lives, doesn’t it deserve a chance to have galas to raise money too? I guess no one would show up and the night would end with Parkinsons sitting in a chair with a party hat wistfully blowing one of those whistly party favors but still…you have to at least TRY, Parkinsons.
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Oct.06.2008 Anna Kournikova went to a charity event, stood there
From Friday night’s 2008 YouthAIDS Gala…
You know, it’s rare, but I have to take a change on my usual stance of delivering just hurtful words and applaud Anna Kournikova. It’s great to see her coming out in support of a cause that few people get behind. Yes, AIDS is bad, but sometimes you need to step up and say, “Hey, AIDS has rights too.” I assumed that’s what YouthAIDS is all about, providing children with AIDS so that they don’t have to go diseaseless. Sure, more and more children are infected with a serious illness each year, but we can’t stop until every child has an illness to call their own.
I’ve launched my own campaign to that end, but it doesn’t have a formal “name” or “strategy” yet, beyond the usual combination of wine coolers and Hannah Montana DVDs. We’ll get there, though. Dare to dream!
