Jul.29.2008 Chace Crawford and Gossip Girl pal totally gay, Leighton Meester totally hot
Evidence continues to mount for Chace Crawford continuing to be a complete gay as, according to the Daily News, he’s completely in love with his Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick.
“Gossip Girl” co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says “they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.” The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: “They were only interested in each other.”
The Homolympics that Chace Crawford appears to be taking part in are pretty damning. British pop bands, ignoring girls, inseparable male-on-male friendships, rosy cheeks, rippling abs, it’s all just so gay. The only way these two could have been more obvious is if Chace carried around a mini-poodle and a mean case of sarcoma.
Meanwhile their poor co-star Leighton Meester is left all alone to attend the premiere of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (presumably changed from its working title of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Back 2 Da Hood). What I’d like to know is: these pants…why did they travel so? And so forth. Thank God there was a follow-up, the original left so many questions!
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Apr.08.2008 Publicists continue to pretend Chace Crawford isn’t gay
Look, seriously, I get it okay? Chace Crawford totally doesn’t enjoy the company of men in his butt and enjoys sex with beautiful women. Stop with your high-profiled publicity placements telling me that!
SHORTLY after breaking up with Carrie Underwood via text message, “Gossip Girl” heartthrob Chace Crawford is rebounding with the show’s newest cast member, Michelle Trachtenberg. Our spies saw Crawford and Trachtenberg at SoHo hideout Upstairs “flirting heavily” early Saturday. Said the onlooker, “They were all over each other. She was drinking a beer and snuggling up to him.”
She must have blown a guy recently because the only reason Chace Crawford would snuggle up to a woman is if he smelled a fine dose of freshly leaked semen on her breath. It’s like he’s a smoke detector. Only instead of smoke, he hones in on the sweet sweet scents of man love.
It’s kind of ridiculous though that this guy who’s moderately famous, like seriously he’s only done this one show, continues to get his every “dating” move covered. Even his clandestine ones like how he’s totally vigorously fucking JC Chasez. I get we’re hard up for news…believe me, you can see here how hard up for news I am…but come on. COME ON.
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Apr.07.2008 Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up over text
Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford were reported as having broken up last week but apparently it actually happened a while ago…via text.
Country crooner Carrie Underwood’s first hit single was vengeful breakup anthem “Before He Cheats,” but when we caught up with her at “Idol Gives Back,” Ms. Underwood seemed ultra cool about her split with Chace Crawford.
“We broke up over text so… it’s like ‘peace out,’” Carrie told our Terri Seymour. “I don’t know why it’s all out now,” Carrie continued, “when you break up with somebody and then like two months later it comes out, it’s like you’re rehashing old stuff.”
Hmm, the way she phrased that makes it look like she was the one getting dumped via text. Which makes sense. Because Chace was probably taking two cocks at a time and it’s kind of hard to actually call someone while that’s going on. It just kind of comes out as “Mmmphrmmmoooooooo” and that’s not really anything. Communication is key to any relationship.
Media also keeps a tag of the watches being worn by the couples. If the guy is seen wearing seiko watches and the girl wears tag heuer watches, this is read as a guy living off the girl’s money. Different casio watches are read as egoistical issues.
