I don’t write about The Golden Girls too often so I find it a little alarming that mere moments after I post a video involving the show, Estelle Getty dies.

Note: Estelle Getty isn’t pictured above but come on, it’s a current-ish Golden Girls pic, how can I not run it?

Actress Estelle Getty has died at the age of 84. Her son, Carl Gettleman, says the co-star of the TV show “The Golden Girls” died early Tuesday at home in Los Angeles.

Gettleman says she suffered from advanced dementia. The diminutive actress spent 40 years struggling for success before landing the role of a lifetime in 1985, playing the sarcastic octogenarian Sophia on “The Golden Girls.”

She was old and apparently crazy. That sucks. What sucks even more is that I apparently have the power to kill off The Golden Girls by just writing about them. Which is a cool power, in theory, until you realize what a small niche it is. Like yeah, it’ll be pretty great to kill Bea Arthur by posting a photo of her with some snarky writing attached, but this seems to have a limited appeal at best.

In related news…You’re Next, Rue McClanahan. Don’t think I forgot.

Miley Cyrus isn’t a slut. She’s a victim who’s, at most, guilty of making mistakes. At least, that’s what she’s saying in a recent interview with Good Morning America.

Teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is stepping back into the spotlight, promoting her new album “Breakout” and calling the provocative photos of her published in June’s Vanity Fair magazine a “mistake.”

The revealing photos caused an uproar and threatened to tarnish the 15-year-old’s squeaky-clean image when they were released back in April.

“I think I was just in a stage where I was just trying to get things done, and maybe look for an older audience. I was working with a big magazine just trying to go with what they were saying,” Cyrus told “Good Morning America’s” Robin Roberts, speaking in an exclusive interview for the first time since the Vanity Fair photo shoot.

Yeah, big mistake. There’s nothing better than seeing a young actor really ply their trade. So when you see someone early in her career like Miley Cyrus stretch her acting chops by playing a young whore in a new movie, you really need to stand up and applaud.

However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

Well, I guess that’s consistent with Miley’s belief that her Vanity Fair photo shoot was a mistake. Perhaps the mistake wasn’t that she posed topless for a camera, but the mistake was that it wasn’t a video camera. Also what movie gets green-lit that has a 15 year-old nude in it? Because I’m pretty sure this may not be a traditional movie so much as it may be a guy with bad facial hair with a Handicam. Or is this a film directed by Roman Polanski?

How do you pitch the idea of a film about teenage promiscuity with Miley Cyrus nude scenes? “You know what mainstream filmmaking needs more of? Underage nudity!” If that’s the case, then I really missed out on a couple of Titanic-level blockbusters in high school that would have really launched my on-screen career. I don’t know how webcam footage of myself masturbating would translate to the big screen, but I’m more than curious to find out.

How do you celebrate the biggest grossing weekend of all-time? If you’re Christian Bale, allegedly beating your mother and sister. Fun!

The Dark Knight just got a whole lot darker.

British police sources tell TMZ Christian Bale has been arrested and is still being grilled on allegations of assaulting his mom and sister Sunday, the night before the London premiere of “The Dark Knight.”

The official word from Scotland Yard is that “a 34-year-old male” was taken into custody “in the late morning today” in a police precinct in Central London (Bale is 34). They tell TMZ that the allegation emanated from another police agency, but that the incident in question took place in London.

Maybe instead of playing Batman, he should have played Beatmom. No? TMZ already has a monopoly with more “Two-Face” jokes than you can shake a stick at, so we have to make due with other references here. Though apparently they think Christian Bale’s mother is a mummy or something, based upon their usage of the word “mum”.

Now, unlike Christian Bale, Heath Ledger is a star you can get behind. He wasn’t getting in trouble this weekend. He was just chilling out, laying around, really soaking in all the accolades (and top soil, one would assume).

Lindsay Lohan’s dyking has been well-established by this point. But now she’s blatantly stealing bits of her stupid super-lesbian, boyish girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s look.

The photos above and below were taken from the Sephora 10th Anniversary red carpet, which is pretty ironic considering that Ronson dresses like a 10 year-old Anthony Michael Hall. A bit of a stretch? Perhaps. But she’s ruining my Lindsay with her expert box munchery and suave lothario moves. One day we will meet in the fields or war, Samantha Ronson. I have no doubt that you are a noble warrior. But there can be only one. *cue kickass Black Sabbath music

Stacy Keibler was at the Television Critics Association whatsit promoting some crap I won’t watch. I dunno what happened, but apparently she neglected to bring the sexy with her.

I’m guessing that she feels like she has to be respectable so that fatsos and other “normal” people will perceive her as attainably pretty, but I think that she looks like Meredith Viera and she also appears to have Paris Hilton feet. Which are great for opening pickle jars or scaling rock walls while maintaining a vertical perspective but not so great for me boning you. You’re not even the hottest on the stage. At best, you’re second. Probably third if I’m drunk enough. And that’s not even counting the chairs. I’m just saying…for your information. I know you care. At least pretend you care. Sniff.

[Celebutopia]