Dec.15.2008 Owning a jungle cat as a pet seems safe
I personally think cats are awesome when trained properly. Here’s further proof. Check out these images of a FUCKING JUNGLE CAT living in a house with people.
Theoretically you should let wild animals be, you know, wild animals. They like to run and hunt and shit in the jungle. Or you could keep them in your home and let them do those things there!
Yes, what you’re seeing is the owners offering this jungle cat a ritualistic sacrifice of a chicken. Well, actually, what you’re seeing is a completely fucking disintegrated chicken that’s probably thinking it should have gone back to school instead of walking the streets and agreeing to get into a car with these strange people who kidnap live chickens and feed them to their jungle cat.
This is simultaneously the most awesome and most fucked up thing ever. It’s like having a child whom you had resurrected by a witch doctor after his untimely demise but, now that he’s back alive, he can only subsist on the flesh of nubile coeds. Except, with a jungle cat, you get snuggles and licks!
More photos below and even more on the site I found it on.
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Nov.24.2008 The November 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a cat fail
The cat in this video is okay but WOW that is the most fucked up looking cat-missing-a-jump ever.
-The 10 hottest female triplets ever
-Suelyn Madeiros is a spicy Latina in, and out, of a bikini
-The week in breasts
-Beyonce is wearing the dumbest fucking sunglasses ever (must see funny pic)
-Entourage parody…with ANTS! (funny video)
-Pistons cheerleader looks good in a bikini
-Some Hungarian chick is the International babe of the day
-And a Turkish chick is hot and topless in a fur coat
-TV shows that are losing their touch after the writer’s strike
-Hot chicks and Thanksgiving videos to warm you up for the holiday
-5 ways to get rich (without any sort of skills)
-What your girlfriend is thinking now that she’s cheated
-10 gadgets that’ll trip you out without drugs
-Hot women go bowling (pics)
-Yes, it’s a shampoo for your scrotum (funny pic)
-Club Hero…it’s Guitar Hero for douchebags (funny video)
-Hot British actress Jessica Jane Clement wears lingerie for your amusement
-High school cheerleader poses nude with friends, her parents sue the school
Nov.24.2008 How to train your pet
Yes, it’s your Comic of the Day done by the folks at Basic Instructions.
I always assumed the best way to get a cat to bend to my will was to put cat milk on the under side of my genitals. It doesn’t really help her obey me any better, but we both knew what we were getting into when she smelled the milk, didn’t we?
Sep.24.2008 Kittens and boobs make for great entertainment
There’s a magical internet out there full of whimsy and wonder. Things like cats playing with boobs particularly appeal to me because I greatly enjoy both of those things and find them equally adorable. Hence this video.
Now I’d be a little annoyed if this were either my cat or my breasts because it’s like, “Hey, Fluffy, let’s cool out and let daddy play with the goods.” But I love aggression and tenacity so, at the same time, I really respect what this cat is all about.
In fact, he seems downright dangerous. He could find and kill Osama bin Laden (so long as bin Laden has a pair of luscious breasts nearby). He could be America’s greatest weapon ORRRRRR…it’s greatest enemy. DUN DUNNNN
Sep.15.2008 This ninja cat is awesome
Everyone has a weakness for adorable kitties. Especially ones with big anime character-looking eyes. But what if they’re sneaking up on you to, probably, murder you and eat your sweet innards?
Just watch the whole thing. The cat sneaks up on its owner without shifting its position or moving while within the line of sight for a second. It’s pretty impressive.
As longtime readers may know, I own a cat (the official BOH kitty Nilla) and, while I never like making endorsements of products, I have to say that there is one product I especially enjoy getting her. That product? Dead Homeless People. Nothing will give your kitten the energy they need while satisfying your own personal bloodlust faster than Dead Homeless People.
“Got any change?”
“Sure…why don’t you come back to my place and we’ll get you all cleaned up. *winks at camera”
Dead Homeless People: The taste kitties will flip over.
Sep.09.2008 The September 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with delicious bacon
Check out this awesome video of a lion getting his ass handed to him by a boar. FACE.
-What your condom says about you
-Jennifer Aniston will let you touch her butt (w/ video)
-The Patriots are screwed
-Drunk man vs table (w/ video)
-This cheerleader doesn’t seem to like her clothes
-Emma and Jentina are topless friends (awwww)
-Sarah Palin goes hunting (w/ video)
-16 year-old drops out of school to play Guitar Hero for a living
-The USC Song Girls shouldn’t go into a body of water with white sweaters
-Pineapple Express’ Amber Heard did FHM
-Cats are in Lindsay Lohan’s boobs
-Federica Ridolfi shows they don’t wear shirts in Italy
Sep.02.2008 Aw. A rottweiler and a kitten!
If you’re like me, you’re sitting at work today thinking “Oh God, what have I done to deserve this?” Then again, if you’re like me, that’s probably a normal reaction to everything from socially awkward situations to looking down your pants (uh because it’s so big). So what can break up the monotony of your day better than a rottweiler and a kitten having adorable fun?
Furry things are cool because you can pet them and go “Aw, how furry!” That’s why my girlfriend is Italian!
