Sep.15.2008 Megan Fox thinks Miley Cyrus has been corrupted
Megan Fox is a classy broad and certainly a good barometer of taste for young girls. So her take on Miley Cyrus and the other Disney girls in the latest issue of GQ truly reflects a relevant opinion.
Megan Fox has said Disney’s methods for creating teen singing stars makes her feel “sick”.
In an interview with GQ, Fox slammed the corporation for training artists such as Miley Cyrus too hard and not allowing them to have a grounded upbringing.
She said: “[Disney] take these little girls… teach them how to sing and dance and make them wear belly shirts, but it won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
Fox can next be seen co-starring with Simon Pegg in comedy How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, which arrives in cinemas on October 3
Miley’s response would certainly include this face:
See? She looks totally normal and happy and not at all like a complete psychopath.
Who cares what Megan Fox thinks anyway? She dated Brian Austin Green for God’s sake. Meanwhile, Miley’s making millions upon millions and driving around in $75,000 fully loaded Mercedes Benzes…she could have been turned into some sort of singing, dancing, posing-topless-in-Vanity Fair cyborg and she’d still probably be completely content so long as Disney allowed the Miley Cyrusbot’s artificial intelligence to feel emotions.
More from Megan Fox’s photoshoot in the Russian FHM (it’s like FHM in America, but with more reverent passages about Lenin) below.
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Jun.18.2008 Selena Gomez will not feud with Miley Cyrus
I didn’t know what a Selena Gomez is five minutes ago, but apparently it’s Spanish for “Saucy Latina Version of Miley Cyrus” (in a colloquial translation). Anyway this girl is saying she’s not feuding with our jailbait slut du jour.
For about the past six weeks, Gomez has been dubbed “the next Miley Cyrus,” with Disney execs hoping to fast-track Gomez into even bigger stardom because they were getting nervous about some of the controversies surrounding the Hannah Montana star.
The 15-year-old Gomez stars in the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly Place.
“It’s a little overwhelming, but I think really, it’s a compliment,” Gomez told me of the Cyrus comparisons. “She’s obviously extremely successful, and I think she’s a wonderful performer…So being compared to her, I was very, very flattered.”
Gomez and Cyrus have even had a good laugh about their so-called feuding. “We’re literally like, It’s fine. It’s all good,” Gomez recalled. “She’s Miley and I’m Selena.”
Gomez’s rise in Hollywood isn’t the only thing she’s celebrating these days. She’s got a party planned for her Sweet 16 in July.
“I’d like to have a huge, fun and crazy cake,” Gomez said. “I kind of want a Mad Hatter style cake like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s [wedding] cake. I want to have karaoke, and I’m going to have a photo booth. It’s going to be really just strictly family and friends.”
I didn’t know anything about this “feud” but after reading her quote, it’s pretty obvious that she wants Miley to get run down by an oversized SUV. Which is fine. But keep it real, chola.
Anyway that sounds like such a fun Sweet 16. Wow karaoke, a photo booth, and a CAKE? Oh man, who could imagine such an event! I’m not jockeying for an invitation or anything (it’s much easier to ether a group of underaged girls when they don’t have your attendance for the party on record), but wow, I’m totally jealous! I think I speak for the general public when I say, Selena Gomez, I look forward to seeing photos of your boobs from that photobooth that “somehow” got leaked to the press.
ED NOTE: FYI, I’m on the road today and tomorrow for work so posting will be sporadic at best. Holla.
Mar.04.2008 Kate Hudson iceburns the fuck out of Katherine Heigl
I kinda don’t care about Kate Hudson, but I kind of hate Katherine Heigl. So you could see how I’m conflicted in caring about Kate Hudson burning Katherine Heigl so bad to US.
Kate Hudson has no idea who Katherine Heigl is.
“Who is she?” Hudson, whose movie Fool’s Gold opened at No. 1 its first weekend, said in UK Elle. “Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”
Heigl’s flicks Knocked Up and 27 Dresses opened at No. 1 earlier this year and Grey’s Anatomy is one of the top shows on television. She’s won one Screen Actors Guild award and been nominated for two Golden Globes.
Well, it’s kind of hard to pick a winner between these two because I kind of wish neither existed. Kate Hudson’s just a pompous bitch (didn’t she hate America or something a couple of years ago too?) and Katherine Heigl’s a stuck up bitch who’d stare at you with a furrowed brow if you tried to put a finger in her ass. What’s that called? The fish eye? Yeah, she’d totally do that.
Where was I? Oh yeah. And that’s why the Eskimos control the Liberal media.
