Apr.07.2008 Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up over text
Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford were reported as having broken up last week but apparently it actually happened a while ago…via text.
Country crooner Carrie Underwood’s first hit single was vengeful breakup anthem “Before He Cheats,” but when we caught up with her at “Idol Gives Back,” Ms. Underwood seemed ultra cool about her split with Chace Crawford.
“We broke up over text so… it’s like ‘peace out,’” Carrie told our Terri Seymour. “I don’t know why it’s all out now,” Carrie continued, “when you break up with somebody and then like two months later it comes out, it’s like you’re rehashing old stuff.”
Hmm, the way she phrased that makes it look like she was the one getting dumped via text. Which makes sense. Because Chace was probably taking two cocks at a time and it’s kind of hard to actually call someone while that’s going on. It just kind of comes out as “Mmmphrmmmoooooooo” and that’s not really anything. Communication is key to any relationship.
Media also keeps a tag of the watches being worn by the couples. If the guy is seen wearing seiko watches and the girl wears tag heuer watches, this is read as a guy living off the girl’s money. Different casio watches are read as egoistical issues.
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Mar.27.2008 Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford pretend break-up their pretend relationship
ADMIT YOU’RE GAY CHACE CRAWFORD. ADMIT IT. Now his publicist-driven relationship with Carrie Underwood is “over”. Over like Santa Claus’ gift-giving rounds insomuchas IT NEVER REALLY EXISTED.
Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford have split, sources confirm to Usmagazine.com.
The American Idol winner, 25, and the Gossip Girl star, 22, had been dating since last July, but did not go public with their romance until October.
Underwood had spent Thanksgiving at his parents’ home in Dallas and part of her Christmas break with his relatives.
An insider told Us Weekly in December, “His parents are fond of her… they believe ‘Carrie Crawford’ would be a great addition to the family!”
“She’s a classy girl,” Crawford told Us in October.
I honestly don’t know why this bugs the shit out of me so much but it’s just like, dude, you’re so obviously the gayest gay to ever gay his way down Gayville and you’re trying so hard to be straight. And you’re totally stealing female attention away from me, which is totally unfair. It’s like a vegetarian who collects steaks because he’s ashamed of being a vegetarian but never eats them. Or a gay guy who collects vaginas but then vomits every time one comes within a foot of him. Yeah, the last one is better.
