Oct.09.2008 This is what pregnancy looks like, Carmen Electra?
From the Italian premiere of Disaster Movie, a country where they love pasta, water taxis, and big breasts promoting shitty parody.
So according to our friend Zack Taylor at Hot or Not Gossip, Carmen Electra is now pregnant. And while the gift of life is beautiful or whatever insomuchas you bloat up and look like a house typically, maybe I’ve been approaching it all wrong. If there’s a chance you look like that, pictured above and below, after getting this living organism growing inside of you, maybe my girlfriend just saved herself a swift kick to the stomach.
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Oct.08.2008 The October 8 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with corn
Rachael Ray really likes corn. Like, really really.
-Angelina Jolie may need extra help to stay hot
-Halle Berry is the 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire. She brings out boobs to celebrate
-Yvonne Strahovski had the sexiest photoshoot for Self ever
-Thongs are prevalent on South American TV (w/ video)
-No shirt can contain Salma Hayek
-Ali Landry needs to make a comeback
-Anna Faris is purdy
-John McCain said “my friends” 21 times during the debate
-Comedy.com goes to the Pirates II porn premiere (funny video)
-People want to buy Shea Stadium toilet signs for lots of money? Really?
-The 7 best NBA TV shows
-Jodie Marsh has no shame
-Awesome usage of racism at this KFC!
Aug.26.2008 Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, and Carmen Electra hung out
From Fuse’s “Boys of Summer” taping…
I’m not sure exactly what was being promoted by these three but I’m pretty sure that it might be to promote my erectile health. Which is important because Fuse doesn’t do that for me nearly enough. I get it Fuse, Disturbed rocks and rocks hard.
Anyway, I’m no TV producer so maybe there’s something I’m not getting, but I think they should have done a little more of what’s in the second photo below than what’s in the first. It may just be me, but I tend to prefer woman-on-woman sensuous massage more than girls pretending to be statues. Unless they’re pretending to be The Thinker…all smart and muscular. Mmm. Manly. Yeah, that’s the kind of sexy lady I could get behind.
Note: Vanessa Minnillo BLOWS these other two away. If you disagree, you’re an idiot and don’t deserve your eyesight. So go screw, Daredevil.
Aug.01.2008 The August 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with University of Wisconsin hos
-Audrina Patridge plays with a friend while both are in bikinis. I like fun
-Mischa Barton is begging for attention
-Jessica Alba is exploding out of her tank tops (figuratively)
-Danny Way failed hard at the X-Games (with painful painful video)
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-Hayden Panettiere gets parking ticket, offers upskirt in return
-Kelly Ripa is MILFy
-Natasha Amal is Belgian, delicious like the waffles of the same name (w/ video)
-Carolina Del Bianco is the International Babe of the Day. It’s as prestigious as the Nobel Peace Prize
-19 emerging hotties of 2008
-Helicopter tricks to rock your socks off (w/ video)
-NBA ref-turned-jailbird Tim Donaghy has to be on Prison Break
-Carmen Electra performed with the Pussycat Dolls
Jul.18.2008 The July 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with amazing heaves
-The best full court shorts ever (w/ much video)
-Stripper faceplants while performing, world laughs (w/ totally SFW video)
-Carmen Electra strips on the beach
-Yankees fans are jerkoffs (w/ video)
-Man puts on sandals glued to floor, hilarity ensues (w/ video)
-The trailer for the new Terminator movie leaked (w/ video)
-Real World: Hollywood had a reunion and it was dull
-The Windjammer bikini contest (w/, you guessed it, video)
-The nine types of guys going to see Mamma Mia over The Dark Knight this weekend
