Dec.16.2008 The December 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with cars smashing
This is what a head on collision looks like from the inside
funny/interesting
-The worst standup comedian ever (video)
-Dogs look suicidal when forced into stupid pet Christmas attire
-Are you concerned about your small scrotum?
-Pictures of guys caught staring at hot chicks
-Halfnaked chick in a horror movie poster makes it kind of confusing
-16 gangsta car poses that never should have been taken (seriously hilarious pics)
-80’s dating tips for women (funny video)
-4 girls fight in a classroom (video)
-Mike Epps is the Ghetto Gynecologist (funny video)
-Classic album covers redone in Legos (pics)
-Chick dresses her right breast up as Rudolph for the holiday party (sexyfunny)
-Check out all 10 episodes of Rob Corddry’s Web series Children’s Hospital (funny video)
-The tramp stamp hall of fame (funny pics)
-You can now get a Burger King cologne? Really?
girls
-Hilary Duff is hot and boobfilled in the new Maxim
-Epic ass on the girl in this pic
-Anne Hathaway is feeding America
-The Brazilian Feres twins are back and slutting it up in bikinis
-What’s wrong with this picture (chicks in thongs)
-Amanda Bynes finally shows off her body a little bit
-A gallery tribute to ridiculously flexible girls
-My God does Denise Milani have awesome boobs
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Aug.04.2008 Morgan Freeman is a sleepy guy
If I can’t believe in Morgan Freeman, I don’t know what to believe in. The fact that his car wreck story is now a “him falling asleep at the wheel” story and will probably soon be a “he and the hooker in his car were drunk as fuck and high off of mescaline” story kind of makes me sad.
Morgan Freeman may have fallen asleep at the wheel last night right before his bad car wreck.
The actor was driving on Highway 32 in Tallahatchie County when he apparently lost control, flipping his car several times.
WHBQ in Memphis is reporting Freeman was on his way home to Charleston when the smash-up happened. Bill Luckett, Freeman’s friend and co-owner of Freeman’s restaurant Madidi, said his buddy was sitting up and talking at the hospital.
One source tells TMZ that Freeman has broken several ribs and injured his knee. His female passenger, we’re told, had to be cut out of the car using the Jaws of Life. A source says she’s suffering from bumps and bruises, but is “all in all in good condition.”
Not featured in the article was this made-up quote:
“He was very dignified and composed at the scene,” said rescue worker Michael Davidson. “In spite of his injuries, he struck me as very wise. Kind of like Lucius Fox in The Dark Knight. Or the President in Deep Impact. Or Red in The Shawshank Redemption. Or Detective Somerset in Se7en. Hmm…did you ever realize he plays the exact same character in every film? Even when he was God in those two ___ Almighty films, he was basically still just Morgan Freeman. He’s kind of overrated as an actor, actually. Wait, am I not allowed to say that because he’s a black guy? Fuck, am I a racist now? This is pretty inconvenient.”
