Sep.09.2008 Meghan McCain wants you to ignore that whole Bristol Palin thing
Meghan McCain is promoting some new book and she looks kind of like a fatso in some photos (I called her Mooghan once) but kind of sexy in others so I’m going to err on the side of caution and write about her here. She has problems with the way the media is covering Bristol Palin and her large breasts…er, pregnancy. Her pregnancy.
“When I was 14 or 15,” Meghan, the eldest daughter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain and wife Cindy, told Today’s Meredith Vieira, “a reporter asked my father if I had been pregnant at 14, would he allow me to – how would he feel about me having an abortion. And my father said, it would be my own decision, and, obviously, that created controversy.”
Her own reaction at the time, she recalled, was “I just can remember being 14 and seeing ‘Meghan McCain Abortion’ on the [news] crawl on CNN – those words together.”
As for her reaction now, “I still think it’s inappropriate, and for me, obviously with everything that’s gone on with Bristol Palin, I just think privacy is privacy when it comes to family,” she said.
Contrasting her current position with Bristol Palin’s, McCain – an aspiring fashion designer who in 2004 registered as an independent and voted for Democrat John F. Kerry, she told the Los Angeles Times in February – declared, “In this setting, I have chosen to put myself out there. I write a blog. I am actively campaigning, so I am fair game.”
Conversely, she said, “A child of 14, 15, a 17-year-old person, who is not actively campaigning, I don’t feel is fair game.”
It’s true, it’s a totally different scenario. Meghan McCain has the good sense to take it on the face or the chest while Bristol Palin is like “NO YOU HOCKEY PLAYING STUD, I WANT IT ALL IN ME!!!! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A TWINKIE!!!!” Pretty dignified for the daughter of a major national political figure, I’d say. Then Sarah Palin heard about this and was like “Where did you get this sort of behavior from?!?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT” and Bristol was like “I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!” and runs away crying. Then Sarah Palin knowingly winks to no one in particular and says “I know you did :)”. Aww yay for imagination!
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Sep.04.2008 The September 4 Hot Link Orgy (with another giveaway, DVDs this time!)
The hottest orgy with Dog the Bounty Hunter
A fine example of how to be a classy gentleman
Another giveaway today, this time for DVDs from A&E of a couple of awesome shows. I’m giving away The Best of Dog the Bounty Hunter: Season 4 and Battle 360: Season One, a recreation of epic battles from World War II that’s actually incredibly compelling even if you think history is for gays and vagrants. I checked both out and they’re entertaining in Both are worthwhile purchases but, for one lucky reader, you can get both for free.
First person to send me an email at roomtonecsATblogofhilarityDOTcom (with @ and . inserted, obviously) with a picture of an adorable kitty cat wins the prize. Godspeed. On with the links!
-Are these chicks hot or heavy? Surprisingly difficult to tell
-Michelle Hunziker sure knows how to fill a bikini. With boobs.
-Geri Haliwell looked cute at the Dodger game
-Bristol Palin’s Myspace shows that the girl has friends who really love the liquor
-Laula Lavin is a fiery redhead with the sluttiest Myspace ever
-Bow Wow has a sex scene on Entourage. Yeah.
-Stuffed animals with human faces is as creepy as it sounds
-You can pretty much tell what the new Fast and the Furious movie is all about from the trailer (w/ video)
-Drunk college whore dance-off U of Wisconsin vs U of Tennessee (w/ video)
-15 of the most WTF moments ever
-Girls in football jerseys are truly a gift from above
-Jessica Simpson looked amazing in an old Maxim
Sep.03.2008 Jamie Lynn Spears sent a pregnancy gift to Bristol Palin
Man, this Sarah Palin is a real gift that keeps on giving. Joining Lindsay Lohan in support for the daughter of the Republican VP candidate is Jamie Lynn Spears, who reportedly sent a gift to her fellow teenage creampie fan.
A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary was sent to Bristol Palin on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears.
An insider says it was actually Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn’s mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.
“It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths,” said the source.
Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her first daughter, Maddie Briann, in June, at the age of 17.
All jokes aside, that’s pretty sweet. It’s nice to see one teenage celebrity from a white trash background in the south reach out to another privileged white girl from a completely different climate. Different people of the same race uniting under similar causes (in this case, their love of unplasticked teenage male genitalia)…that’s what America is all about. But why stop with friendship? Maybe they can form some sort of crime fighting duo or something. Or do Bristol’s mom’s bidding and go punch a polar bear in the face. The world is your oyster when you’re under 18 with a stretched out cooch!
Or if they really want to diversify, they can reach out to another person who likes nubile young boys and really form a coalition. Kevin Spacey’s all ears, girls.
Sep.02.2008 Lindsay Lohan says Sarah Palin’s daughter’s whorishness isn’t an issue
There are some times where we can lose sight of what’s really important, as is the case with VP candidate Sarah Palin and the pregnancy of her 17 year-old daughter Bristol. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan can keep it in perspective for us.
“I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place,” Lohan blogs on her MySpace page. “It’s distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.”
Lohan continues, “I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but I would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country, rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what. Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like [Barack Obama's vice presidential pick] Joe Biden.”
Lohan goes on to stress the importance of sex education.
“I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves,” she writes.
That makes total sense. When you want sex ed advice, you go to the pros. Real tried and true veterans who have had so much male genitalia inside of them that they have to go lesbian. I also really trust Lindsay Lohan’s political opinion, much like I go to CNN when I want to see someone walking around braless. I’m not good at stuff.
I think that, if anything, this all just makes Sarah Palin more relatable. Maybe not to Sarah Palin, but to the situation. Who can’t relate to ejaculating inside of someone under the age of 18 and instantly regretting it? One day they’ll let me back into the Boy Scouts though. One day.
