May.27.2009 Japan plays Capture the Flag…with nipples
This video is a wee bit NSFW but it’s Japan, so I’m pretty sure you can just say you’re getting cultured instead of looking at some weird fetish game show.
Gosh, that’s so creative. I really relate to the symbolism of the game. In reality, we’re all just men being held back by elastic harnesses as we go for the nipples of glory. It’s almost Dickensian.
If American TV insists on cutting back from scripted drama, can’t they give us stuff like this instead of reality programming? I don’t think I’m alone in saying that I’d like to watch men fighting to retrieve a flag off of a nipple rather than some fat people trying not to eat their sorrows away on The Biggest Loser. And all the budget you need is like $20 for some whore to bare her boobs, $5 for a couple sticky flags, and a camera. There have been snuff films with higher budgets.
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May.27.2009 The May 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with guns
Apparently guns are dangerous. Who knew?
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-The most important question regarding AIDS and Pepsi you’ve ever heard (very funny)
-Things that sound and look like Chewbacca
-Wonder Woman…such a whore (funny pic)
-Keyboard Cat’s Mexican cousin is the best shit you’ll see today
-Subway’s conspiracy with their cheese triangles (important knowledge)
-The 10 easiest places to get laid of all time
-This is not how you want to end up when drunk (funny pic)
-3 studies that prove knowledge isn’t power
-The 10 funniest Today Show bloopers of all time
-10 surprising facts about Back to the Future
-What an awful place to get caught masturbating
-5 incredibly impractical military weapons that we actually use
-5 weird things you didn’t know about North Korea
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-Denise Milani in a seethrough top (NSFW)
-Ashley Judd getting soaking wet seems like an excellent usage of a rain delay
-Emily Scott is smoldering hot in a bikini. Also she has a fuck-me face
-President Obama approves this amateur ass (funny sexy NSFWish pic)
-Claudia doesn’t have a last name. Or a shirt, apparently.
-Marlene Favela is a Mexican telenovela actress with big telenovelas. By which I mean boobs
-Vida Guerra still looks pretty good. In case you were concerned
-Is Pamela Anderson still hittable at 43?
-Ellen Petri is Belgian and it’s her birthday
May.15.2009 Busty mannequin gets more customers for BBQ place
I’m all for whatever can get you business in this difficult economy (my suggestion: Putting just a little bit of meth in all your food), but there’s something a bit unnerving about this Ohio BBQ restaurant putting up a particularly busty mannequin as a way of luring in new customers.
Now what gets me about this is two things…the loving way that the owner of the restaurant fixes the mannequin’s hair and bikini, leaving me to infer that he’s certainly had a night or two where he brought “Barbie” home and pretended like she was talking to him, saying things like, “Touch me, creepy old man. I long for you.” And also, why would any man go, “Man, that’s one sexy mannequin, I must try their food.” Like yes, the mannequin has lovely mannequin breasts, easily the most exquisite ones I’ve seen on a Fictional-American, but that’s not exactly going to make the pulled pork sliders any more delicious.
My guess: Secret cult that has mannequin bukkake sessions while eating the aforementioned pulled pork sliders. Which would be totally acceptable if she were real (who hasn’t had a good jerking and pulled pork sandwich), but COME ON.
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May.04.2009 The May 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with viruses
A brief history of the worthlessness of pandemics
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-Denise Richards: Good at boobs, bad at singing
-The top 10 contenders to play Susan Boyle in a movie
-The top 10 hip hop crossovers ever
-Puke In My Mouth: The female response to Jizz in My Pants
-President Barack Obama talks trash to a bunch of women (vid)
-More WTF canned foods
-7 great Christian parodies of existing video games
-Drummer cat vs. Fan cat (if you haven’t seen both of these videos, you’re simply not doing your job at the Internet)
-Mike Tyson’s battle with Little Mac never stopped (funny pic)
-A camera ad for the common man (funny/sexy pic)
-The 10 funniest Adult Swim cartoons (vid)
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans are kind of depressing (funny pic)
girls
-The milk bikini: Creepy but hot, especially on this chick
-The 10 hottest exercise videos due to the lead exerciser being a busty gal
-It’s always an appropriate time for sexy girls in costumes
-Hot chicks mudwrestle at the Kentucky Derby
-Leighton Meester, Amanda Bynes, and Kristin Cavallari break out the hot legs at the Star Trek premiere
-The 10 best GIFs of ladies you’ll find online
-Peruvian models deserve more credit. Here’s why.
-And an inexplicably sexy GIF of Megan Fox
Apr.24.2009 The April 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with girls hurting themselves
It’s fun to watch women do Jackass-esque things. Yay for busting apart gender stereotypes!
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-A Shrek-themed wedding? Oh God no
-Awesome passive aggressive refrigerator note for a coworker (funny pic)
-Here’s what Adult Friend Finder is really all about (hilarious)
-Old man fights crime, like Batman but in adult diapers
-10 utterly pathetic fight scenes
-This girl will never drink around men again (funny pic)
-Frog ate a Christmas light, now looks like this (funny pic)
-Stripper fucks with frat
-HOW DOES ESPN’S CHRIS BERMAN ALWAYS PULL TAIL LIKE THIS?
-Top 10 NFL Draft busts of all time
-The 10 most awesome sci fi movie technological advancements
-The 6 best auto-tuned political videos (funny)
-Shepard Smith goes apeshit when talking about torture (funny vid)
-Hugh Jackman denies being gay…through the power of SONG AND DANCE
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-Apparently you have to take off your shirt to work out
-Busty British babe
-Federica Ridolfi…boobs + soccer
-Hot slutty college girls
-Wet girls
-Hot female celebs who have nipple piercings (with photographic evidence)
-Sarah is exotic and half-naked, both of which are good enough for me
-Denise Richards discusses her “Funbags” (vid)
-Denise Milani and her huge boobs are celebrating their birthday
Apr.16.2009 The April 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with grilled cheese
Aria Giovanni is proof that boobs will make you watch anything, including her making a grilled cheese sandwich
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-Dogs…just being adorable. I don’t know why I, but I love these pics
-Your 33 favorite childhood toys
-The teabag protest puns are getting a bit out of hand
-Here’s why you can’t pee on old ladies, no matter how much you’d like to
-10 things not to say on a first date
-10 awesome videos of reporters being owned
-Pork and beans results in a man getting stabbed. Yeah, really
-6 superheroes who completely lost their shit
-10 amazing hotel views (actually kind of cool)
-The 10 funniest movie fight scenes
-The 10 most visually stunning movies of the last 10 years
-10 pics of people sleeping at work
-Interspecies animal sex is funny and arousing! Uh, just funny (funny pics)
-Reproductive organs: The best tax write off of all
girls
-Hot cheerleading coach who posed for Playboy and got fired can now be purchased!
-Izabel Goulart? More like Izabel Goul…I want to have sex with her.
-The 10 hottest Biblical babes (mmm sacrilicious)
-Cute blonde Summer likes a lack of shirts and booty shorts
-The top 100 wives/girlfriends of footballers
-Sexy chick or hot chick? Guess whether the chick with the covered face is hot or not (fun game)
-Amateur girls showing off their bras? Sure, why not
-Drew Barrymore’s nipple is saying hey (link to NSFW)
Apr.15.2009 This kid knows how to rock, eat
I hate fat adults but fat kids have a certain charm. Primarily because their little fat boy bosoms are hilarious. Check out this kid rocking out to AC/DC’s “TNT” (skip to 2:30 in if you want to see some hawt stripper moves).
My question: Is it worth it to these kids to get the brief attention from assholes like me to know that this video of you prancing around with your underdeveloped-sorority-girl boobs is going to be floating around the Internet pretty much forever? It’s not even like it’s David After the Dentist where the kid is so adorable and just drugged up, this kid is just looking like an ass and jiggling around. It’s embarrassing, man. No matter how badly, I want to motorboat you, nothing’s going to change that, kid.
